I’ve finished all my Christmassy things and now have no excuse for doing the bare minimum of housework.?.

Blossoming

Do not, under any circumstances, do anything involving hoovers or mops or dusters.

You will have to do it all again before C*******s

I was going to clean the oven - but it's not worth it, is it, because it will only get dirty again.

Too tempting, Callistemon! - but I’d need to order yet more yarn, when I’ve been trying to use up my vast stash before ordering any more.
You could use any yarn, * Witzend* as long as you have suitable face colours (they'd look a bit odd with green or blue faces for instance).
And they're very sweet, I talk to mine and make sure they're all right. ???

Blossoming

Indeed it was Maw.

The Naked Civil Servant is one of my favourite films.

i wrote all my cards in january and got the presents finished by april, i do this every year but this time it was more important as i knew i would be going into hospital in september and having nurses coming in daily for 2 months, the only thing i am missing is going out as the cold weather is my favourite time of the year, i can keep myself busy as it is taking much longer do to the little housework that i have.

Indeed it was Maw.

The Naked Civil Servant is one of my favourite films.

Blossoming

Do not, under any circumstances, do anything involving hoovers or mops or dusters.

You will have to do it all again before C*******s

I believe it was Quentin Crisp who said

“There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.”

Do not, under any circumstances, do anything involving hoovers or mops or dusters.

You will have to do it all again before C*******s

As I read the title of this thread I guessed it was you Witzend

Its a strange feeling of 'Oh what now?' when projects are uptodate, isn't it?

Small steps with the housework. After all your guests aren't due until December are they?

Zoejory

We have the largest spiderweb stretching from one side of the porch to the other, In the middle is an extremely large spider who looks at peace with the world. We've had to put a sign up warning people to pass with care and duck if necessary

I don't mind spiders but the ones in our conservatory are not toilet trained (no matter how hard I try!).

Witzend

*MayBeMaw*, ? - that’s me to a T, still haven’t even got a duster out.
Excuse so far is that a) I’ve done a food shop, and b) I’m due to go for a COVID booster jab in an hour, so there’s no point in starting any jobs now, is there?

Absolutely not - you need to be in the "zone" for your booster and shopping (even online) counts as an activity!
It used to be just about a whole morning or afternoon for me and exhausting so easily worth the same brownie points online!

We have the largest spiderweb stretching from one side of the porch to the other, In the middle is an extremely large spider who looks at peace with the world. We've had to put a sign up warning people to pass with care and duck if necessary

MayBeMaw, ? - that’s me to a T, still haven’t even got a duster out.
Excuse so far is that a) I’ve done a food shop, and b) I’m due to go for a COVID booster jab in an hour, so there’s no point in starting any jobs now, is there?

Too tempting, Callistemon! - but I’d need to order yet more yarn, when I’ve been trying to use up my vast stash before ordering any more.
Hence the blanket - double DK g st in random colours.
In the spring, maybe? Once the blanket’s finished, anyway.

Says it all for me
(And no, apart from ordering some C * cards, I haven’t even thought about the other.

These are cute

www.amazon.co.uk/Patons-Flower-Knitting-Pattern-Booklet/dp/B0054DDHYE?tag=gransnetforum-21

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance!
I have these wise words framed and hanging in the kitchen.
Housework is a vicious circle that gets in the way of my leisure/ crafting/gardening time.

Crocheted blanket finished and yes to mindless TV knitting.
Currently on my second, what is known as a Claire from outlanders shawl I came across on Pintrest. Very handy for chilly evenings. What a godsend circular needles are.

I am still attempting to make temari balls as beautiful as yours Baggs. When faced with the array of threads to chose from, I ordered a lot!

Baggs

Callistemon

I did de-cobweb the conservatory last week and used very diluted tea tree oil which seems to have deterred the spiders.

Now I realise I should have left them festooned around for Hallowe'en.

Deter spiders!? Why?

Because they make cobwebs where flies and bees get caught and zizz around frantically and noisily
I don't mind spiders but not particularly in my house.
I wouldn't kill one, just wave them off!

Callistemon

I did de-cobweb the conservatory last week and used very diluted tea tree oil which seems to have deterred the spiders.

Now I realise I should have left them festooned around for Hallowe'en.

Deter spiders!? Why?

Love the title of your thread Witzend as I take it to mean that if I haven’t finished (started!) my Christmassy things then I DO have an excuse for doing the bare minimum of housework. ?

I did de-cobweb the conservatory last week and used very diluted tea tree oil which seems to have deterred the spiders.

Now I realise I should have left them festooned around for Hallowe'en.

highlanddreams

No need to do housework just now, you're getting it ready for Halloween, so you need to keep the cobwebs and dust ?

yup, just sprinkle a bit of glitter on them. I prefer the environmental argument, you know the one? Saving the planet one basket of ironing at a time

I’d start on Easter things…..

I’ve never suffered from housework angst, Baggs!

highlanddreams, ?.

Me too, Hetty58, I’ve always got 2 on the go (one proper book, one on the Kindle). So the reading never stopped.

Too late, Callistemon! All the sewing up and stuffing mess is banished - for now anyway.

I do like it when it’s all pristine (relatively speaking) which is most usually when guests were coming to stay. I just hate doing it. I’m afraid I’m just bone idle when it comes to certain things.
Unless COVID fouls things up again, we’ll be having guests for 2 nights in early December, so I might even get around to the inside of the windows.

lemongrove

Get the hoover out, do the ironing, clean the bathroom??
When that’s done, catch up with all the dirty laundry, then do some baking.
Time to mow the lawn and sweep up some leaves while you’re at it.
I’m right behind you ( with my book and cup of tea.)

Agree absolutely- I’ll pm you my address and be ready with the pinny and Marigolds.
???

Find a really good book - that's my favourite default pastime.

No need to do housework just now, you're getting it ready for Halloween, so you need to keep the cobwebs and dust ?