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My snowmen are too fat!

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Witzend Wed 26-Oct-22 08:40:05

I’m making 5 little mini knitted snowmen to go on a knitted wreath - wasn't paying enough attention when stuffing 2 of them, now realise they look frankly obese compared to the others! Luckily the re-makes won’t take long and I can re-use their hats and scarves.
Undoing and partly un-stuffing is likely to be even more of a pain - I sew things up so securely than if I ever have to undo it’s a bugger and a half.
Lately I keep doing daft things like this - another sign of senility creeping up on me? ?

sheilayd Fri 11-Nov-22 13:55:52

It must be me! I dont think they look fat at all, if anything, a little slim! As someone said, snowmen are 'portly',,,. Rather wish i was a snowman,, i would have a good excuse for looking as i do then!! 😂🤣😂❄️☃️⛄☃️❄️

JackyB Wed 02-Nov-22 09:32:24

Your solution was the best. Not necessary to unpick or unstuff the big ones. I was imagining a row of them strung up, increasing in size.

Fudgemonkey Sun 30-Oct-22 09:25:57

I'm sure tubby snowman will look fab, as others have said we all come in different sizes and agree, when have you ever seen a skinny snowman🤔 like never 😀

MissAdventure Sat 29-Oct-22 21:29:23

KNOBS. grin

Callistemon21 Sat 29-Oct-22 21:22:09

😂

This is the home of UFOs
(Unfinished Objects!)

Witzend Sat 29-Oct-22 21:19:03

GreenGran78

If it really bothers you, and they are difficult to unpick, why not just make two new, smaller ones? The 'fatties' could be sold separately as soft toys.

That’s what I did, GreenGran, as per my later post.

Yes, MissAdventure - with callous types like me and Callistemon about, we really ought to have a KNOBs (Knitted Objects) Protection Society.
I haven’t binned my poor armless snowman yet, but I’m afraid that’s going to be his ultimate fate.

Callistemon21 Sat 29-Oct-22 20:48:35

😂

I feel really guilty, poor little things.

MissAdventure Sat 29-Oct-22 20:43:34

Shall we start a petition, or should I glue you to a bridge or something? smile

Callistemon21 Sat 29-Oct-22 20:22:06

MissAdventure

I wonder, when people are busy celebrating, whether they spare a thought for the victims in all this.
Snowmen with hacked off arms, poked, prodded, and stuffed...

Shocking, isn't it 😂

Nativity figures suffocating in polythene bags for nearly two years, crying to be sewn together and stuffed.

GreenGran78 Sat 29-Oct-22 20:17:38

If it really bothers you, and they are difficult to unpick, why not just make two new, smaller ones? The 'fatties' could be sold separately as soft toys.

MissAdventure Sat 29-Oct-22 19:36:31

I wonder, when people are busy celebrating, whether they spare a thought for the victims in all this.
Snowmen with hacked off arms, poked, prodded, and stuffed...

11unicorn Sat 29-Oct-22 17:05:06

oh they are lovely, a shame I can't be there as I would buy that wreath!

4allweknow Sat 29-Oct-22 16:18:28

I like both. The plump one looks morelike a snowman though. We never have thin Santas, they need a round plump base, why trim snowmen? Go with them both, adds more character. Sure no matrer what you do the wreath will be a work of art.

Nannan2 Sat 29-Oct-22 15:46:30

How about one fatter one each at top & bottom of wreath & slimmer ones all around?

HeavenLeigh Sat 29-Oct-22 15:38:30

They look great Witzend 👌

Ali08 Sat 29-Oct-22 15:37:02

Witzend

Here’s one of the pie-eaters with one of his slimmer brethren. I know they don’t look that much different, but with 5 of them on an 11 inch diameter wreath - I’ve made exactly the same before - it does look ‘off’. Much as I wish it didn’t!

Ohhhh I was expecting much fatter! They're both gorgeous.

Nannan2 Sat 29-Oct-22 14:49:34

I knitted the snowman once (from film/book fame)-as i knitted him he seemed to grow & grow.Ended up about 2feet tall.😂

Nannan2 Sat 29-Oct-22 14:47:35

I prefer the fat ones.More jolly looking.😊⛄️

Nannagarra Sat 29-Oct-22 14:34:49

Torsos? Arms?
Before you snip off their legs they’ll be hot footing it to the school fair in fear of your scissors Witzend!
😁

Seabreeze Sat 29-Oct-22 14:25:32

Oh there lovely big or small. I agree all same size would be best though. Well done for contributing to the school fare raffle.

grandMattie Sat 29-Oct-22 13:38:58

You might be able to get some of the stuffing out by pushing a crochet hook between knitted stitches and pulling some of the excess out.

Alioop Sat 29-Oct-22 13:25:07

They are lovely, the wreath will look brilliant. Mum & Dad snowmen with all their smaller kids....⛄⛄

Forestflame Sat 29-Oct-22 13:18:15

Witzend

Here’s one of the pie-eaters with one of his slimmer brethren. I know they don’t look that much different, but with 5 of them on an 11 inch diameter wreath - I’ve made exactly the same before - it does look ‘off’. Much as I wish it didn’t!

Witzend. They are cute

AreWeThereYet Thu 27-Oct-22 15:27:29

? Blimey, that was a bit extreme. You could have just given him a sling on his arm and pretended he wasn't well ? You could have got the sympathy vote for him?

Callistemon21 Thu 27-Oct-22 10:53:19

?

I won't tell my snowmen!