How many Grandads do we have?

nellie who pete

Yes hope he isnt RSPCA....

Hide Donald quick

Pete...you see what I mean!!! That nellie is a "tinker boots!"

soop see what you mean! I think there harmless, mad as hatters, but harmless...Must see if I've a RSPCA uniform hanging around....after the football tho (grin)

Be careful! She has a dog/cat Duncan. He's a sheep rustler.
He is also accident prone, has a tendency to get his bottom singed!
(we never got to the bottom of 'who did it?)

Hi there grumpy gramps,
Are you by any remote chance, The "GG", my good friend from Bonny Scotland. Does PDJ mean anything to you?

My apologies if you are not he!

Blimey, gramps, you're going back a bit, aren't you? Don't think grumpy's posted for ages. But he might look in!

Pete ...any uniform will be enough to have nellie all of a dither. May I suggest that you approach her with utmost caution. As for her dog Donald Duncan...! He's another story!

jeni

Asbestos gloves might be a good idea. ....Pete if approaching do so from the front...not the rear....come bearing wine and chocolate and bonio ....and your bus fare home....and a good supply of banter.
Donald as I prefer to call him is a peaceable mutt unless his backside is threatened....extreme fear produces toxic emissions from him and he is likely to combust again,it has cost a fortune in vets bills to heal his rift....will now post a likeness of Donald cooling his bum on the grass...see below

&.....do you get it will do again & ......

Would never approach a lady from behind nelliedeane....I have buckets full of banter, half bottle of wine and cadbury flakes.....Donald can rest assured that his backside will not be threatened in any way...unless he sits on the bonio:0

pete

I seem to be a lone Grandad .....Shedless to boot...

You are not alone Pete, outnumbered - Yes, but not alone. And we do have a shed, you just need to hunt at the bottom of the garden for it.

...and keep a watch out for that nellie...

Come tip toe through the window,through the garden,that's where I,ll be......

nellie - time for the control pants again!

Who for nagI am still commando.....come tip toe through the tulips with me.

Chastity belt rather than control pants I think!

I am often chaste jeni.....and sometimes I let him catch me

nellie - you're so quick!
(Except, I suspect, when you want someone to catch you!)