How many Grandads do we have?

nellie do you outrank him them?

Ah! Thanks, Elegran!

anagram I have noticed that the asterisks only work if there is a space before the first and after the second of them. You had dots just before and a question mark Just after.

Only if he stands to attention and salutes me

If he's a BIG private would you make him a major?

Privates as in soldiers....If I make pete a corporal and give him two stripes he might come over all bossy..and this is my game so I'm in charge...and yes will be separate sleeping bags and separate ditches if he's has been eating onions he can blow his own cover,I will share with Donald,although I won't keep him out too late as he has to get up for his paper round in the morning...last night I heard rustling in the rhubarb....sshhhh.

Why don't the asterisks work for words other than our usernames?

Dark? Do you mean dark as in lack of daylight, or...*dark*?

I'm glad it's going to get dark.

Can't wait to catch up with this thread tomorrow.

This gets worse!

Anagram I missed that one!

A final word from me, nellie...*behave*...as only you know how!

Privates on parade, nelie?

Cheese n onion sarni and cans of beer should cover it......wine and chocs if any room left in napsack. Balaclava ready....

Pete...here she goes...nellie wants you in uniform. Now there'll be no stopping her. Insist on your own sleeping bag. Ask her to taste any rations before she shares with you. Wouldn't put it past her to add some drowsy-making ingredients. And, watch out for Donald. He can play rough. I look forward to catching up first thing in the morning.

I have told you not to creep up behind me...you walk in front with the torch...er have you decided to keep me company....if so we better have some rations...what are you bringing...oh and you gotta where camouflages......privates on parade

G I Nell thats not ideal....could go A over T if I trip over you

Soop

Am on patrol tonight Soop dressed in camouflage..G.I Nellie

nellie meant to type your quarry

Bet it's that Donald...sniffing out his quarry!

What do you wanna make those eyes at me for....

There's strange stirrings in the undergrowth near grandads shed....

soop it's difficult to succomb to someones charms when they leave you in a ditch all night .....Enjoyed both the beer and the match, Cheers! (or as we say in Manchester....er..Cheers!)

Here we go!!! Bet this gets really exciting. I just knew that Pete would eventually succomb to naughty nellie's charms...