Am loving these! 
My very unforgiving very Mancunian mother-in-law if you were getting too pushy would slap you down saying "You can't have y'cake and y'ha'porth". Being "pushy" was very undesirable in her book.
Also if someting was near she'd say it was "no'but a cock'stride" which always seemed pretty eloquent.
Petition to stop the EARLY RELEASE for PC Harpers killers
NEW - "New Limerick Thread II 2016" (following New Limerick Thread



....I never did know what 'sop' was.