Thanks Jess, loved your suggestions. First time I've laughed about the situation!
I did tell him of a 'character' my sister saw in Barcelona, he was stark naked except for a piercing thro' his penis to which he'd attached a chain and weight, with the obvious effect on his penis!
Harry and Meghan ‘royal’ tour of Nigeria.
The Republic of Ireland and their tensions with migrants.
Forgetting where you left your keys does not mean you are “losing it”