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A steam-clean for your vagina?

(63 Posts)
Ariadne Fri 30-Jan-15 09:55:41

Dear Lord! Reminds me of some of the stuff I came across when I had cancer - the oddest being a coffee enema....

whenim64 Fri 30-Jan-15 09:38:03

Terribull do you mean you don't keep Vanilla Mushroom Protein in your store cupboard?

Here's Goop, her recipe website:

goop.com/recipes/

KatyK Fri 30-Jan-15 09:24:38

Pittycity Yes I did. It begs the question why?

loopylou Fri 30-Jan-15 09:14:37

Possibly explains strange way some actresses walk?

Teetime Fri 30-Jan-15 09:12:23

I thought everyone was doing it!smile

TerriBull Fri 30-Jan-15 08:59:02

Talking of an education, I believe some publication or other in America wouldn't let her write a column as she never actually graduated from college, in spite of receiving an expensive private education. Never mind onwards and upwards with the ever increasing psycho babble. Don't know if any GNs have ever stumbled across any of her recipes, which usually include items so obsure, where you would buy them heaven knows.

She seems to be on a mission to recreate herself as one of the most ridiculous celebrities ever!

Kiora Fri 30-Jan-15 08:48:46

It's on my Christmas list.grin

absent Fri 30-Jan-15 08:44:05

This woman is an okay actress (nothing more) but otherwise completely bonkers.

whenim64 Fri 30-Jan-15 08:41:14

Gwyneth Paltrow needs an education! If she thinks she needs a steam cleaned vagina, she is clearly lacking some basic understanding about the way her body works.

Pittcity Fri 30-Jan-15 08:31:16

Did you see the "vagacial" on This Morning?

Brendawymms Fri 30-Jan-15 08:17:01

The vagina has its own built in cleaner and anti bacterial. It does not need this silly celeb encouraging some person seriously hurting themselves with a DIY job. Steam is after all boiling water or other liquid.

loopylou Fri 30-Jan-15 08:08:16

She needs her head examining........too much money and time on her hands me thinks

Riverwalk Fri 30-Jan-15 08:00:56

.... with the herb Mugwort for extra loveliness!

The latest must-have from Gwyneth Paltrow.

steam throne