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A steam-clean for your vagina?

(63 Posts)
Riverwalk Fri 30-Jan-15 08:00:56

.... with the herb Mugwort for extra loveliness!

The latest must-have from Gwyneth Paltrow.

steam throne

loopylou Fri 30-Jan-15 08:08:16

She needs her head examining........too much money and time on her hands me thinks

Brendawymms Fri 30-Jan-15 08:17:01

The vagina has its own built in cleaner and anti bacterial. It does not need this silly celeb encouraging some person seriously hurting themselves with a DIY job. Steam is after all boiling water or other liquid.

Pittcity Fri 30-Jan-15 08:31:16

Did you see the "vagacial" on This Morning?

whenim64 Fri 30-Jan-15 08:41:14

Gwyneth Paltrow needs an education! If she thinks she needs a steam cleaned vagina, she is clearly lacking some basic understanding about the way her body works.

absent Fri 30-Jan-15 08:44:05

This woman is an okay actress (nothing more) but otherwise completely bonkers.

Kiora Fri 30-Jan-15 08:48:46

It's on my Christmas list.grin

TerriBull Fri 30-Jan-15 08:59:02

Talking of an education, I believe some publication or other in America wouldn't let her write a column as she never actually graduated from college, in spite of receiving an expensive private education. Never mind onwards and upwards with the ever increasing psycho babble. Don't know if any GNs have ever stumbled across any of her recipes, which usually include items so obsure, where you would buy them heaven knows.

She seems to be on a mission to recreate herself as one of the most ridiculous celebrities ever!

Teetime Fri 30-Jan-15 09:12:23

I thought everyone was doing it!smile

loopylou Fri 30-Jan-15 09:14:37

Possibly explains strange way some actresses walk?

KatyK Fri 30-Jan-15 09:24:38

Pittycity Yes I did. It begs the question why?

whenim64 Fri 30-Jan-15 09:38:03

Terribull do you mean you don't keep Vanilla Mushroom Protein in your store cupboard?

Here's Goop, her recipe website:

Ariadne Fri 30-Jan-15 09:55:41

Dear Lord! Reminds me of some of the stuff I came across when I had cancer - the oddest being a coffee enema....

Mishap Fri 30-Jan-15 10:03:27

I think I will leave mine to its own devices!

Anne58 Fri 30-Jan-15 10:14:54

And what, pray Mishap devices is it using? grin

Mishap Fri 30-Jan-15 10:16:05

That would be telling!

Riverwalk Fri 30-Jan-15 10:22:30

The website of the spa in Santa Monica is priceless - full of bullsh*t grin

I think they all need lessons in basic anatomy and physiology!

Seems boiled mugwort leaves are applied to the perineum and all sorts of miracles ensue - for any men who are feeling neglected here, you too can have the treatment and it'll reduce the pain from piles.


merlotgran Fri 30-Jan-15 10:25:13

Apparently if you're in LA you have to do it.

I wonder how much the vagina police get paid?

Nelliemoser Fri 30-Jan-15 10:29:57

I will stick to the vagifem pessaries thank you very much.
Calling this steam cleaning sound dangerous! I am sure some ejit is going to try it.

Riverwalk Fri 30-Jan-15 10:32:58

Boiled steaming mugwort is applied to the perineum!

She's a brave one that Gwynnie.

Elegran Fri 30-Jan-15 10:43:07

I think we know who the mugs are in LA.

TerriBull Fri 30-Jan-15 10:47:30

Whenim64 - strangely no, it's not even loitering at the very back!

Me thinks Chris Martin had a lucky escape, allegedly he had a penchant for stuffing their kids with all manner of bad things like pizza and ice cream when her fragranceness wasn't lookinggrin bad Coldplay vocalist! As if it wasn't bad enough being saddled with the names Apple and Moses their concerned mother restricted their carb intake as well.

Galen Fri 30-Jan-15 11:23:34

Who is Gwynneth Paltrow?.

J52 Fri 30-Jan-15 12:18:08

Someone with a clean vagina!����

Tegan Fri 30-Jan-15 12:23:29

His new relationship with the wonderful Jennifer Lawrence ended because she couldn't cope with his close[ie suffocating]relationship with his ex wife. Gwynnie is actually a very good actress but her constant blatherings about health issues has undermined that.