I'd love one that winds itself back up when not in use. I think hubbie even bought one of those gadgets once, but when he intends to install it, I don't know.
He is out in the garden all day. He does the weeding and scatters the weeds all over the lawn - to dry, he says. If he puts them wet in the compost bin they will sprout again. He says.
He finishes up by watering the garden and leaves the hose just lying in squiggles all over the lawn.
There are buckets all over the place with bits and bobs or with nothing in. The roses are not dead-headed, there is a disgusting trap thing in a sickly yellow-green colour dangling from the bushes near the dustbins which stinks and is supposed to catch flies. Which it does, and they buzz annoyingly inside the trap.
Then he comes in and sits down and complains that the garden looks awful, even though he's been out there all day.