Please know that holiday-home sites and residential park sites are very different, legally! In reply to the original post, I know a couple who have a "static" on a very peaceful, quiet, well-kept holiday-only site in a rural setting in the SW. They love it. No extra social facilities - simply an on-site manager and a small launderette. They use it at every opportunity, and relish the fact that they can just take off whenever they like -minimal forward planning needed. I understand that holiday-home sites must close for at least a month in every year, by law. (It's illegal to live there full-time, though some people do.)
What Would You Do in this Position?
To think that London, or anywhere else for that matter, does not belong to any one demographic