Done it all, got it all, know it all neighbour

We've all met them - but they are probably sad under it all and need to prove something. The 'better than yours' car, holiday etc. Tiring, though, to listen to...

I have a friend like it...you have 2 choices...don't have anything to do with them (hard if they are neighbours) or pace your time and cut back on contact...and for my sanity's sake l sometimes do that!

Ooh, Shelmiss I can't have been paying attention. I hadn't noticed ?

We all know one of them they know the price of everything the value of nothing

Love that one oldwoman, love it. ha ha really brightened up my day, thanks!

H1954 have a look at Two Doors Down on BBC I player it features the ultimate 'one-up' neighbour but she gets it all wrong - so funny.

They are the same people who send boasting 'round robin' newsletters at Christmas. I loathe them!

Attention seekers

Haha yes I know of one of those here on this site

??? Thank you GNetters! Your responses are so entertaining! Keep it up, I love a giggle! Have a lovely day too!

I don't understand why people need to boast about what they have done or what they have - totally unnecessary.

Now you must excuse me, I am still in the dining hall and the butler needs to clear away the breakfast dishes. I also need to have a word with the chef as breakfast was not up to standard AND was served on china reserved for the servants

I worked with someone like that! If you had a black cat she had a blacker one!

DHs late brother was like this, always saying everything that they did was " marvellous ".

Hey Lucca, I was christened with name Judith, and I promise I’m not like that ?

Lucca "Elevenerife" ???

Not a neighbour but my brother is someone who bigs up everything he tells you.
I have daffodils in my garden but he has hundreds of them...
I have three apple trees but he practically has an orchard...

And so on... ???

I think we've all met " one of THEM ". Sad people I call them, not happy unless they're bragging about something or other. Their lives can't be up to much if that's the only conversation they can muster.

Those who do have fulfilled lives don't speak about it.

I do have one who drones on about her latest cruise and she usually has a cruise at least 3 times a year ,the food is "amazing" the service"impeccable" and she meets people from all over who are so lovely (apart from the one where she met a man who lived 5 miles from here and she spent the rest of the cruise avoiding him) I'm not "cruise " minded ,you'd have to force me onto one and tie me to a chair to keep me on it .At least thers a bit of peace for now .

That’ll be Judith two sheds.
If you’ve been to Tenerife she’s been to Elevenerife.

But no my neighbours are all (well nearly) lovely