Strange things people do

Why do people exercise in front of their bedroom windows? I don’t want anybody watching me huffing, puffing and creaking ?

As the saying goes and heard on many occasions from my Yorkshire inlaws, nowt queer as folk

Don't know what happened there! Newatthis that really made me laugh!

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That’s disgusting I remember years ago going to Essex to a wedding. On the train there was a woman standing and trying to floss her teeth at the same time!

I've got some friends who at 10pm every night get the tooth floss out and floss their teeth in the living room. I stayed with them for a week and found this very odd. Do you think that they were hinting that it is bedtime?

Someone i used to know,many years ago used to take his dog for a walk,drop it back to the house and tell his wife it`s time for his walk now.
His wife shook her head,i laughed and said i think he means the pub my friend,she laughed and said i was possibly right.

There’s nowt so queer as folks ?

Thinking on
Another bloke with OCD tendencies built a massive sand tray on his drive so visitors cars' wouldn't leak oil on his block paving, Someone got a stick and wrote "Get a Life" in the sand.

I knew someone who loved the newness of his car to the extent he rarely used it! He bought a little banger to park in places he thought unsafe for his precious BMW. No one else was allowed to drive it, of course, and he verged on a nervous breakdown if it got a scratch. Get a life.

I don't know if this is strange or not but I find it odd. Maybe you won't.
Some friends have been married over 50 years and never stop kissing and cuddling. When we visit and go for a look around the shops, if the husband goes into one shop and the wife another, they kiss and cuddle first. Every time, every shop. I suppose it's nice really but a but over the top to me.

I watched Nigella making a Turkish dish yoghurt with sloppy poached egg and butter sauce on top. I felt queasy just watching it never mind eating it what a combination. All things separate ok but not on one plate not for me anyway.

This is only a small thing but I find it strange. My friend has a poached egg on top of her porridge.