I wonder why slugs want to come into our dry foodless houses? I sometimes find them in my utility room, but none seem to venture any further. I pick them up in a tissue and release them in the common land across the road from my house. I couldn’t stamp on any creature, no matter how slimy, and often rescue stranded worms from theavement. Any stray fieldmouse that manages to move in is caught in a humane trap and set free outside. Spiders are welcome to stay, and flying insects are wafted outside with a newspaper.
We had to get a bee-keeper in, recently, when a nest was discovered under the tiles of my daughter’s porch by her workmen. A neighbour said that it was hilarious to see four big brawny builders running away, screaming like schoolgirls. I’m sorry to have missed that! ?