I ordered a garden statue and Yodel were supposed to have delivered it. I had been working in the front garden all morning so I knew they hadn't been anywhere near. I went on their online chat and was told that, as I wasn't in (lie) it had been left with my next door neighbour and somebody called Derek had signed for it. This neighbour was the other side of a busy road but I went to see them anyway. I was very surprised to find that nobody called Derek lived there and they did not have my parcel.
I went back to Yodel and they told me the same thing again despite the fact that I informed them that I had called on the neighbour etc. They finally said that the parcel had been delivered and that they need take no further action, in other words I had imagined or made up the whole thing.
Jersey trip, some tips please.


