I rather like The Germ, by Ogden Nash, and often quote it....
A mighty creature is the germ,
Though smaller than a pachyderm.
His customary dwelling place
Is deep within the human race.
His childish pride he often pleases
By giving people strange diseases.
Do you, my poppet, feel infirm?
You probably contain a germ.
NHS U turn on trans terminology
Another Tory MP crosses the floor
Misaligned holes in flat pack garden furniture
Do you still wear you original wedding and engagement ring
Have any of you got all electric cars? Pros and cons please.