Female Urinals

You are absolutely right Baggy. My DH pees in the compost bin from time to time. Just hope he checks first that there are no neighbours around!

Urine is very good for compost.

Do like I do, when in a hurry, have a wee behind the wheely bin.

I have got one corner of my garden which I am pretty sure is not overlooked at all....

These gadgets are WONDERFUL! Useful in so many situations - I have had them for years, keep one in the car, never go travelling abroad without one and have given them to many of my friends and recommended them to many more. Use them when peeing in the countryside, on the edge of roads, in dirty public loos, foot-pad loos still found on the continent, and terrifying foreign loos (star occasion was a long-drop loo in China which was just a plank with holes at intervals.) Invaluable for those who (like me) have back problems - no squatting and then being unable to get up again!

Practice in the shower until you get the hang of it. Hurrah for the She-Wee!

Well done yogagran! Perseverance usually pays off, practise makes perfect etc etc!!

Success! It's easy Only problem is that ladies trousers and jeans don't have a zip as low and long as mens trousers so you still have to drop them past your bum, but it'll solve the problem of smelly, dirty loos

I think its when the panic sets in that things go wrong.

The instructions said to practice in the shower, but being me - I couldn't wait (so to speak) and tried in the loo, what a strange experience! I now know how men feel when they pee! Admittedly I had to change my pants for dry ones but I shall persevere and things are bound to improve. Which reminds me - I must ring my DD who is potty training her daughter at the moment.
I can see the advantages when faced with nasty dirty toilets and when you're out in the woods but I think I'll stick to what I know best thank you!

Don't I know it, both legs with me.

I bet.

Down 'er leg!!

Yoga......um hows it ....er...............um..........going?

oops - being

Yes Numberplease - I was just be prissy!

Shouldn`t that be widdle?

You're a brave wumman Yogagran - let us know how you diddle

I've just bought a Shewee today - now got to experiment....

Has anyone found mine? Very sad as I lost it when we moved house, maybe it'll turn up at a carboot sale?

lol LOL.....@ elegran..and others.....ohh was feeling a little low until I read this thread lol LOL......Ohhhh lol...made me chuckle cheers

Once, when I was young, I was driving my parents through the Aberdare Mountains in Kenya. There were no comfort stations in that wild area and the bushes might harbour snakes or scorpions. There was nothing for it but to squat behind the car while my parents averted their eyes. The VW Beetle had very neat twin tail pipes and unfortunately I got too close to one of these. It was red hot. I got branded on my behind with a nice little circle. My dad nearly died laughing!
Still don't fancy a sheewee in spite of my adventures with ticks and Beetles.

Exactly, this device appears to be the perfect answer to outdoor pursuits.

pompa, I accompanied my hubby once, many years ago now, on one of his fishing outings, and when nature called, was told by him to go behind a nearby bush. That was all very well, until I was joined by a fisherMAN coming from the opposite direction! Needless to say, I didn`t go fishing again!

while we're on the subject...I never have quite mastered the art of dangling small girl who has been caught short. I know it's all in the angle but we've both ended up with wet feet on more than one occasion so if anyone has any tips or suggestions of things that may be suitable to use with a little one I'd be grateful (and so will my sandals)

I actually think it is a very good idea, I fish, you don't see too many ladies fishing, always thought that the bushes thing probably put some of them off.