Stonehenge (Virtual) Party Tomorrow Night - For the Newbies.....All Welcome

Come on newbies....join in!! This party is for you! Where's the rest of that champagne? The party's just beginning. Who the heck is that balancing on top of that Heelstone? She'll break her neck if she slips off - ooops! there she goes! Oh, it's all right she's landed on top of someone - who it it?

Sings (well, croaks)

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

Noli me tangere, for Caesars I am , and wild to hold though I seem tame!

jeni, I'd rather have a scout.

Those were the days nearly makes me cry too.
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.................

WHERE is my chariot??? I want to pass out the boooze!

Yesss where are the newbies this party is for them,

psst do you think they are scared........

The fairy cakes are all gone. Away with the fairies.

Bring me my chariot of fire! I will not cease---- from what?
Oh dear I think someone has nicked my memory!

I'd be terrified if I were a newbie!!!

Annobel are you ok - you took a right flyer off that stone, but you've squashed someone - I can't see who it is - she's got a kaftan and no shoes on. She looks a bit stoned to me!

I'm going outside to see if I can find it.
Some odd noises going on there?

Annobel You just landed on one of the old hags...... goood girl haha

Oh, sorry, Carol, if that's you. (sings) I believe I can fly.....

Oxon, come back, it's not safe out there! She who must not be named is out there!

Oh no, I guess it was nanachrissy. I crash landed. You OK chrissy?

Oh so that's it. But I think my hippo got loose, and they don't like horses.

Back in a few minutes.

Are we going to have a sacrificial ceremony round this fire, or can I put these potatoes into these embers? I just dug them up from that field across the road.

Where are my glasses? I can't recognise anyone without them. Who's wearing my glasses?

What are you suggesting,jeni? Good job we are all broad minded.

Ahh camp fire where is baggy

gang gang gooli

baggy where are you I forgot the words

yeah, Carol, some charred spuds. Anyone got some salt and butter?

If you threaten sacrifice carol no wonder the newbies are cowering behind the stones.

Ging Gang Gooli Gooli Gooli Gooli Wacha
Ging Gang Goo, Ging Gang Goo
Ging Gang Gooli Gooli Gooli Gooli Wacha
Ging Gang Goo, Ging Gang Goo

Heyla O Heyla Sheyla
Oh Heyla Sheyla Heyla Ho-O
Heyla O Heyla Sheyla
Oh Heyla Sheyla Heyla Ho

Shalli Walli, Shalli Walli Shalli Walli, Shalli Walli

Oompah, Oompah, Oompah, Oompa.

I'm changing to lovely blue
The monoliths are changing too
Like purple coral reaching high
Until they touch the sky where I,
Am floating, like a fluffy cloud
And like me all around
Gransnetters are floating too
And being happy just as you
Feel , light as air,until
The cops come roundAnd roughly haul you back to ground

Hey!"! Who's that lot getting out of the psychedelic campervan over there? They're unloading drums and guitars. Can't see who it is - that man looks awfully like Jimi Hendrix.......well I never!