Stonehenge (Virtual) Party Tomorrow Night - For the Newbies.....All Welcome

I had to leave home late after nice meal out and find a lot of ladies in very compromising positions,laying on top of stones and perched on top of domes how will you get down ? Those vodka jellies seem to have gone down well I must have forgotten to dilute them,sorry about any hangover tomorrow,I'll just have a quick few drinks and start the return trip ,anyone want a lift back up to Wirral area I can't promise a smooth ride as these platform boots will be the death of me.See you next time great to see everyone,even though I was seeing double but the more the better.

♪ We skipped the light fandangorrrrrr♫
turned cartwheels 'cross the floorrrrr
I was feeling kinda seasickkkkk
but the crowd called out for morrrrr
The room was humming hardeeeeer
as the ceiling flew awayyyyy
When we called out for another drinkkkk
the waiter brought a traaaayyyyyy♫♫♫

twirling, dancing, drinking, smoking come on you lot waakke uppppppp♫

I'm cool I'm in a purple haze

I got kidnapped got to the bottom of our street and there was a big gang of grannies with faces like smacked a...s. "we heard what you called us harri" I just knew they would be after us after that thread.

Not to worry harri we northern girls can cope with that

Grannynet grans you are no match for opinionated troublemakers like us. Dig up those huge boulders and charge them girls. Harri is leading the way she is the one whose outspoken opinion of those boring, old biddies grannynet grans was the one who got us into more trouble made them aware of our existence in the first place.

I have a virual hangover so I am going to take a virtual aspirin.

Tee-hee! I haven't. Got home ok...but
- somebody tell me what happened in the last half of the party?

I guess we've really improved our reps with this one.

The last half of the party ended with the Grannynetts chasing us after they had reported us to the police the police. Our crime was having a good time and not wearing pearls with twinsets I might add that we had completely wrecked Stonehenge and were about to leave another party venue where we had made complete idiots of ourselves and had caused loads of damage. We ended charging at them with a huge boulder thing part of Stonehenge I believe and then getting away in the tardis. They were rounded up by the police who came soon after, hearing that there were drunken, drugged up grannies running amok.

grshcuff wot? Where am I? Last thing I remembered I was taking a little moment and wrapping myself in this blanket and a guy with an afro was unloading a van... OMG look at the state of the place. And tourists will be coming through that gate in an hour and gawping over the barriers. English Heritage is going to kill us. And most of them have b****ered off on their broomsticks. Who's that sleeping over there under one of my blankets - it's the guy with the afro, and no, surely not... gasp! You'll never believe this

Oh.
I was right.
..................what did I do?

Oh dear. One fairy cake too many.

Was a good night though.

The bits I remember.

I never, ever, throw anything away, so am very disappointed to find that I have no woad stashed away anywhere. Can't go partying without it....

Somebody tell me if I did anything shame-making, please.

Yawnnnnnnn Oh I am a bit shivery I dont think this dress I borrow from Janis was very war.. What was all that row I could hear as I drifted off hope it was not that lot from the other side. Any body got the kettle on I need a cup of tea and an asprin.

Mornin all sheepishly I can't remember much but thanks annobel for taking me home, although I think Carol was sick down the back of my kaftan! Which incidentally is very sticky for some reason oh no, vodka jelly
and I've got two pairs of handcuffs dangling?
I remember some cats wailing on for ages, like a chorus or something..terrible noise!

Oh well, back to normal now

Morning all. Still feeling a bit dopey. Can't stop yawning....zzzzz.

glass, it probably was "that lot from the other side". But not the "other side" you're thinking of. You are just lucky not to have been human sacrificed at dawn. I would get of there now if I was you.

Oxon - do we really need to?

nanachrissy it wasn't vomit - I think it was the contents of my doggy bag - spaghetti carbonara - you commented that you were hungry, but as I passed it over to you, the bag splattered and everything disappeared. Didn't realise it had gone down your neck - I was looking all over for it. Sorrreeeee!! By the way, if you stick it in the microwave, you've got a nice free lunch...WHAT?????

Oh Carol how thoughtful of you, but I can't eat spaghetti thank heavens thank you all the same. [relieved emo]

What a waste nanachrissy. I could have had that for lunch...tee hee!

Oh dear.

So there I was, virtually beautiful and ready for some serious razzmatazz. . The deer turned up on time. I spent ages cocking my good leg over it's back and then discovered that I was facing the tail-end Tried a second time, and went over the top and into the bushes Third attempt was near perfect, except that I realised I had left the booze and home-made nibbles in the kitchen. Dismounted and tripped into the kitchen. My husband saw that I was virtually without party wear [clothing] and swooned ...spent an age trying to revive him but he was too far gone. Gave him a kiss on top of his bald head...he sighed...and the rest is unprintable. . By the time I was ready to party, deer transport had gone off on a trot. So, how did the party go? Was is wild? Was Faye arrested for disturbance of the peace?

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