Stonehenge (Virtual) Party Tomorrow Night - For the Newbies.....All Welcome

I hope somebody went back and cleaned up Stonehenge with their new thick Dettol?? I seem to remember some interesting graffiti limericks . . .
There once was a mashedupjingl
sitting drinking and scoffing a Pringl
sneaking round her she saw
the long arm of the law
and now she is glad she was singl

And I'd better not talk about jeni
As for loos, there just weren't any
with a vodka and T
she needed a P
round the back of the stones - spent a *peni

jeni I'm dh's hot water bottle
Annobel Rory is reclining in a straw basket, lined with fleece, [his day bed] on the mat outside the kitchen door. This leaves his upmarket apartment free for his maidservant to clean and air...
glass and golden I'll let you know when I shall be hostessing the Champagne party from my hospital bed. It's an open invitation.
jingle We've had three caravan homes. Very cosy and pleasant they were, too. When living in the last, a stray peacock called at the door. He used to sit on my husband's car bonnet. On a freezing night, he must have died [or been eaten by a fox]. We called him - Bok - one of the sounds he used when he greeted us.

supernana I will fly up with some strawberries and cream and a selection of canopes for a posh afternoon tea in your nice posh surroundings.The first outing of the 4 x 4 was a success so I should be OK will just get some extra padding to the seat for such a long journey.

glamma The very thought of a virtual posh tea party with GN friends makes me

Be warned super we might get you evicted

Supernana I think I want to be your feral cat.

glass We must try to maintain a sense of decorum...otherwise I may be sent hippity hopping...wearing my tartan nightshirt...clutching an empty bottle of bubbly. Now, what would Geraldine have to say about that!

jingle he certainly landed on his paws when he found us. At first, we imagined that a few scraps would be well received. Then someone gave us a month's supply of Gourmet cat food [too rich for their own pet.] When he was well-used to dining in style, he invited his wifelet and two kits to share the spoils. So now we have four cats to care for. Do we ever get a thankyou? Nah! We love him regardless...

Who was left to tidy up have a look at this

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=283196331740130&set=a.230077087052055.55994.230063900386707&type=1&theater

glass - Angry birds!!

This wasn't us - I deny it completely

www.ablogabouthistory.com/2009/06/22/stonehenge-left-littered-with-rubbish-after-summer-solstice-party/

I think we were stitched up!

They were there before us. I have some pictures of them on my phone...

Well spotted Annobel (I suppose her vantage point on top of one of the stones helped her see what was going on - 'I believe she can fly!')

Well I hope you have got your stories sorted before they catch up with us

Funny it seems to be the usual suspects whenever something like this happens! Only saying

I think I am safe in France - messing up Stonehenge is not extraditable.

Sure they are on to us there is strange car with blacked out windows parked out front, hope they dont follow me to school

Don't panic Glass just mention my name! .....fingers crossed!

oh dear. Note to team. Don't leave Jess to clear up... but now I come to think about it there was that person who was still under a blanket with Jimi when I left. It's OK darling. I won't let on who you are. My lips are sealed.

I have my suspicions...

Couldn't have been me - I became a born-again virgin in 1998.

Carol and nanachrissy, aren't you glad that I forced you to leave took you home before all that kicked off?

Yes Annobel we were the good girls who wouldn't dream of getting into any sort of trouble (points fingertip into dimple on cheek and looks very coy!)