Please can I be frisked by Johnnie Depp/Captain Jack Sparrow? Then if Annobel gets sloshed, he can whisk me home on the end of a rope!
Besides he looks like he'd always have a bit of weed/booze contraband in his pockets 
Damn Glass, I thought I'd been really secretive on this site but my big gob mouth has dropped me in the c**p it again! 
If Vegetables Get Smaller and More Expensive....







