Virtual Easter Lunch for Solos

That's not a tattoo - it's just shrivelled flesh because I have lost so much weight!

Homer called it wine dark cos there aren't words for colours in ancient Greek! Watch it, Greatnan, that crop top is showing your tattoo.

Just my very flimsy crop top. We need to get the very best service from Dimitri. (Although I think he might be gay!)
Isn't the sea a lovely colour? Not 'wine dark' though - I always thought that was a daft way to describe it. How about azure?

I hope you've something on under?

Take off anything you like Greatnan. We're all broad-minded here.....

Thanks, Annobel. Is anyone else getting hot out here on the terrace. Do you mind if I take off my cardigan?

Thanks Greatnan. I covered myself in factor 50 after my shower today - long-lasting stuff. And don't dare eat my chicken - she's called Molly after my mother. Anyone seen glamma? Here, Greatnan have some prosecco fortified with jeni's 'gravy'. Absolutely fabulous.

That's lunch, jeni!

I think the live chicken on top is a bit much!

Lovely, Annobel,just what you need in this blazing sunshine. Do you want to borrow some Factor 50?

And by the way what do you think of my Easter bonnet? I had to make some sort of effort for the occasion.

Lethal! I'll have some of that, thanks! Where's glamma? She said something about tailing an Easyjet plane to France. Perhaps she is picking up Greatnan.

I'm here, I'm here - got caught up in a long phone call to my sister, sorting out her damned passport!
I'm really thirsty - all that flying always makes me dry. They don't give you free booze on Easyjet - good job I brought my own Lanson Black Label (didn't want to be accused of being posh!)
It was snowing when I left the Alps, so it is good to enjoy the sun here on Lesbos.
Cheers!

The gravy consists of a 50/50 mix ou brandy and Cointreau! It's lovely with bubbly!

No thanks, jeni, I'm a veggie and besides, who drinks prosecco with gravy?

Yes please, hang on I've got some gravy to add to it!

Glass of something, jeni? I have a bottle of Prosecco. Once it's open we have to finish it - the fizz won't keep. Cheers!

Where's greatnan? Did she get caught up with the French air traffic controllers!? I hope she's not threatening them with her walking poles! You know how feisty she can be

Why are we waiting? Why-y are we waiting? ...............................

Archers finished! Showered ,washing sorted and in.
Where's the jet greatnan? Or did you mean the jet stream? I think that a bi north of where we want!
Hi ho hi ho, it's off to lunch we go!

Why are you heading to France, Glamma? I thought we were going to Lesbos, well, that's where I've set the sat nav for... . Oh, is that it I see ahead? Yoo hoo Greatnan!

I think I took a wrong turn I had to make a diversion because I was in the flight path of a few Easy Jet planes I should have hitched a lift shouldn't I surely one was on it's way to France,but I should catch up soon.

Just crossing the Alps. Still lots of snow!

No hold-ups here. I am about to jump aboard my transport.

Well I am on my way should be with you soon,have you left yet annobel or have you had a better offer I've got a couple of bottles of wine and some lemonade to mix with the ouzo so jeni and I are sorted.lets hope there are no holdups on the way.