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Why do people ignore me?

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Ian42 Sat 19-May-12 17:29:04

Why do people ignore me?

Why is it that everyday people ignore me
going past without seeing me
favouring my neighbour instead of me
have I a large proboscis
is there a large pustule on my forehead
dripping ooze.

It's so annoying I cannot connect
with my human race
I have humour by the bucketful
perhaps people want to be sad
ignore me though at your peril
I'm more daring than some
for I have a gun.

Butternut Sat 19-May-12 19:16:55

B Brilliant

dorsetpennt Sat 19-May-12 19:25:46

Ian42 may have our attention but not in a nice way!

jeni Sat 19-May-12 19:28:52

I'm talking to you lovely people [smarm]emoticon

Annobel Sat 19-May-12 19:35:37

Oh, for goodness' sake, Ian, please come back and explain your poem!

Elegran Sat 19-May-12 19:37:43

Then it would not be enigmatic.

Anagram Sat 19-May-12 19:41:31

He wants to be alone.......

Which he will be if he doesn't come back and put soop and jeni's minds at rest! grin

Jacey Sat 19-May-12 19:49:39

pebbles in ponds ...stand back and watch the ripples! hmm

Anagram Sat 19-May-12 19:53:37

Quite! grin

jeni Sat 19-May-12 19:59:47

I'm ok!

fieldwake Sat 19-May-12 20:22:56

Ian? is it a gran?

jeni Sat 19-May-12 20:25:09

No I think it's male, but then so is pompa (I presume)

Anagram Sat 19-May-12 20:36:03

He's off the Oldie Forum - an unknown quantity on the whole...confused

Hankipanki Sat 19-May-12 20:36:03

Just poped back to see if Ian had responded as he has'nt come back to explain he has lost my attention now.

Annika Sat 19-May-12 20:47:13

Playing mind games ! hmm

jeni Sat 19-May-12 20:56:05

sadman!

Anagram Sat 19-May-12 21:10:34

I vote we ignore him! grin

glassortwo Sat 19-May-12 21:13:31

Just ignore the thread and he will turn up if he is going to wink

glammanana Sat 19-May-12 21:45:47

I only came on to nose because I didn't win the lottery.

glassortwo Sat 19-May-12 22:01:16

I have given up putting it on glamma for my birthday in Feb my youngest sister (we dont do presents) sent me some lottery scratch cards in my card and I won £24 I could not believe my luck grin

glammanana Sat 19-May-12 22:10:38

The most I have ever won is £10.00 I only buy one line a week it only takes one to win doesn't it ? I do the Irish lottery on Sat and do 4 x 25p lines and have won about £150.00 a couple of times on that,so betting is definatly not my forte. grin

bikergran Sat 19-May-12 22:23:11

I took Ian42 for a ride on my bike grin he is now in the middle of knowhere so he won't be back for some time...... grin )its ok iv'e left him with supplies brewcupcake grin

goodnight all

glassortwo Sat 19-May-12 22:34:47

biker I have just splurted my wine all over Ha ha love it.

Goodnight sleep tight x

glammanana Sat 19-May-12 22:56:59

biker trust you !! here I was sitting quietly and I read ^^ and the coffee has gone everywhere never mind the new teeth ??? grin

glassortwo Sat 19-May-12 23:00:24

glamma coffee ......

Bags Sun 20-May-12 05:55:11

biker, grin