The only thing that stamps about in my house is the phenomena known as teenager,this species when in search of food will leave its lair,with hair like a swampthing,growling and muttering,and snuffling its way down to the kitchen,and unerringly alight upon the cupboards,which will then be thoroughly searched for food scraps and treats,after rampaging there if nothing is found to devour a grunt is emitted along the lines of Nofood...and the fridge is then treated to the same if a tasty morsel is found it is added to a pile to be stored and eaten in the nest in the lair,at last when a pleasing amount of fodder has been accumulated,swampthing will then retreat back to the lair to blast its senses with TV,IPod,and mobile phone,and munch its way through its capture.....has anyone else one of these...