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Butternut Fri 25-May-12 06:54:56

Good Morning all! sunshine

soop Fri 24-Aug-12 10:57:59

Brilliant! grin

jeni Fri 24-Aug-12 10:55:34

grin

Annobel Fri 24-Aug-12 10:45:02

nellie great anthropological study!

Littlenellie Fri 24-Aug-12 10:41:50

annobel ...30 year male species case study...
By this age having grown through the growling grunting stage can walk upright unaided and the knuckles no longer reach the floor,occasionally the resemblance is Neanderthal still but as not as much in evidence,having experienced many mating rituals and settled down with a permanent mate,they don't necessarily stay together and the male then flees homeward to mother who cares for returned adult male until another nest is affordable and the mating ritual can begin again.. Food in parents cupboard is of a type never found in mates cupboard and will be enjoyed freely until male returns to hunt for himself.by this stage the species is fully coherent and very sociable and loving towards the mother and grateful for her support,there is hope for the younger teenager of the species who will try and and start a fight with the older over possession of food territory,remote,and sofa at this point mother of species resorts to liquid anaesthesia .....

Annobel Fri 24-Aug-12 10:27:18

nellie- female of the species, now aged 20, used to growl its way through the morning and begin to resemble a human being towards midday. Now becoming humanoid earlier in the day, especially if someone mentions shopping. Younger sibling comatose until bacon butty offered through the bars of the cage.

Oldgreymare Fri 24-Aug-12 09:57:35

jess I was thinking of Malltraeth Marsh and nearby Newborough in Anglesey, very similar featues, including the ravens!

Greatnan Thu 23-Aug-12 18:28:03

Nellie - I have known several of that species - they usually get better when they get to be about 18!

My daughter is having a fish and chip supper in Yorkshire with her niece and her family and tomorrow they are spending a final day in Kent with her son and new DIL. She was able to give me some encouraging news about my other daughter's family, re exam results, job interviews, etc. but I won't start celebrating until I have more news. It feels odd to know they are still in Europe but I don't feel too separated from them when they are back in NZ, thanks to the wonder of the phone and internet.

soop Thu 23-Aug-12 18:27:29

Yes, Butter it is the main event of the year for me. We get to meet our adult grandchildren and their partners. Middle son does the honours. We always have a special weekend. Sadly, this year, one lovely daughter-in-law won't be joining us. We shall see her separately. We'll always remain close.

Butternut Thu 23-Aug-12 18:20:20

Oh, lucky you soop to have an annual family gathering!

soop Thu 23-Aug-12 18:09:36

Thanks Ella We'll be spending time with him next month. Rutland is the meeting place for our annual family gathering. smile

Ella46 Thu 23-Aug-12 17:11:33

Lovely soop...There's no arguing with that! grin

soop Thu 23-Aug-12 15:16:33

Have uploaded a charming photo of Wee Man on beach in Cornwall. sunshine smile

JessM Thu 23-Aug-12 10:09:33

I don't know Tunnicliffe???
Burry inlet/Loughour estuary, near Cheriton, was where I was.

Littlenellie Thu 23-Aug-12 10:05:11

also have an updated species,phenomena known as returning son,more vocal and sociable,but still heavy footed,and likes to hunt for food grin

Littlenellie Thu 23-Aug-12 10:02:12

The only thing that stamps about in my house is the phenomena known as teenager,this species when in search of food will leave its lair,with hair like a swampthing,growling and muttering,and snuffling its way down to the kitchen,and unerringly alight upon the cupboards,which will then be thoroughly searched for food scraps and treats,after rampaging there if nothing is found to devour a grunt is emitted along the lines of Nofood...and the fridge is then treated to the same if a tasty morsel is found it is added to a pile to be stored and eaten in the nest in the lair,at last when a pleasing amount of fodder has been accumulated,swampthing will then retreat back to the lair to blast its senses with TV,IPod,and mobile phone,and munch its way through its capture.....has anyone else one of these...

Ella46 Thu 23-Aug-12 09:31:23

jeni my kitchen has a flat roof and something stamps about on there and it isn't the window cleaner!

Oldgreymare Thu 23-Aug-12 08:26:14

Jess lovely word picture, I could see myself there! Were you anywhere near where Tunnicliffe painted? Bad sense of 'hiraeth' now!
jeni stayed in a mobile home (too posh to be a caravan grin) belonging to my sister, seagulls landed noisily on the roof and proceeded with noisy stomping... know what you mean!

jeni Thu 23-Aug-12 08:06:53

I suffer from seagulls who crash land on my flat roofed dormer then stomp around wearing hobnailed boots from dawn onwards! hmm

JessM Thu 23-Aug-12 07:54:25

Love the image of an owl slaloming down a roof.

Mamie Thu 23-Aug-12 07:42:37

When we bought the house they were living in the roofspace and had a large brood. Every night was disturbed by flapping, screeching, thumping, hissing and coughing and the smell was awful. Fortunately they moved out after that and we closed all the gaps into the roof. I wouldn't mind but we are surrounded by empty barns. "Look you are a barn owl - use the barn" we said, but I think they thought our house belonged to them (and maybe it does, really). Maybe they thought it was "chouette" to live in the house!

Butternut Thu 23-Aug-12 07:31:18

Bonjour Mamie - I never knew owls could slalom! Our owls have atrocious toiletry habits. We used to park the car in the barn, and as the owls perch on the roof beams - which was perfect for their splat, splosh and splot - we no longer do that! They do leave some beautiful feathers lying around on the grass though.

Mamie Thu 23-Aug-12 07:20:25

Butternut, I love this time of year when the barn owls are so active just as you wake up. Ours have a less attractive habit of slalom on the roof, which can be a bit alarming, though.
Slightly misty start here, but the sun is coming through now and the night was much cooler, thank goodness.

Bags Thu 23-Aug-12 07:20:08

Aren't flowers just fab? And lovely to see 'dumb' animals knowing exactly how to cope in their own little environment. smile

Butternut Thu 23-Aug-12 07:15:06

Jess - I certainly would have loved it. Just what I'm needing at the moment - a change of scene. Still, almost time for the mini Spanish adventure. smile

Greatnan Thu 23-Aug-12 07:08:50

Jess, I loved your word picture of your walk.
I have only just caught up with this thread - I pay about £5 a month for iportal so I can watch UK TV programmes (or hear Radio 4) for up to a year after they are screened. There are some free programmes too but I gathered from my expat forum that they can be quite difficult to run.

I am off to the garage to get all the little things fixed on my car that the French equivalent of MOT threw up. Nothing urgent and it does not have to be retested, but I need my car to be in perfect condition when I drive alone in very isolated places. I am hoping it won't be more than the €500 for which I have budgeted.

I can't understand why there are still GP's who don't understand the nature of depression - I believe nearly one in four people will suffer from some degree of it sometime in their lives.