Lil's Bar

Lil has faxed over a job offer to gramps offering him head of door security...

Oo-er! Does she really think he's up to it? You know how easily he is led astray....

Lil is holding him in a position of trust ,but his contract is subject to renewal every month...

I'm with glass here and feel I must have missed something very very important whilst I was poorly,I can knock up a fab all day breakfast and mega three stack burger as served in our pub in Spain for years always went down well with those who had been on the beer or a big pan of curry or chilli & chips

Your hired Glamma we will have the official opening of granspantry at a later date.....

Granspantry does sound a lot more upmarket than the Mooning in the Square, I must say, nellie! Is Lil diversifying?

Thanks nellie I will get my "whites" out of mothballs I also have some jazzy chefs pants and tops,the pants are a sort of jester design they will go down well on here I think ?? lol.

Oooohhhh! Chips! Proper chips too. I cannot wait.

Don't get your security from Gs4! Can the chips be thin and crispy, please?

Ana that is a real name for a pub from where I used to live I just tweaked it ...it was really * moon on the square* honest...*granspantry is the restaurant where Lil will do ala carte menu but the moon is diversifying into bar meals to keep the punters happy so we have a new chef * glamma-* and we are looking for a sou chef

Of course flip flop will be waiting or flinging depending which part of the establishment she is in....

Have you received my rusty CV yet? I am not looking for sou chef however, anything else going?
What about tending the hanging baskets and flower tubs at the front and in the beer garden?

P.S. I am sure that when Soop returns she will be wanting a good job too!

May I be the taster, please? You can try out all your new meals on me.

Lil is happy that she has a food taster,a gardener, Lil would likesoop to do a lovely Muriel for the wall...still need a sou chef.....

nellie if gramps is'nt up to the job, I can help out occasionally. As a retired barperson, (my ex told my kids that it was like being a prostitute!)I've chucked out my share of burly drunks and I still pack a mean right hook!

Not me, nellie, I don't think I could cope with all the flak!
Tempers can get quite frayed after an all day and half the night session.
Perhaps Pete could be seconded?

Littlenellie I couldn't be happier than I am right now. By the heck, matey, I didn't 'arf miss you. As did many others. Now then, to celebrate, I'll kick off with a treble malt. HIP HIP HOORAY!

I did say I'd meet nellie at two sharp. As usual, I'm early. I'll sit quietly on the high stool at the end of the bar. Looking forward to meeting some good mates.

soop after a treble malt you wont be sitting quietly on the high stool you will fall off

glass Whatever do you mean? I am focusing really well at the mo' and having stood over a steamy ironing board all morning [started work at the guest house today] I'm feeling nice and mellow. What a difference having nellie back has made to my mood. As soon as I read her opening message, I couln't stop grinning.

Lil has spoken to gramps and he agreed to be head of the door...he has just faxed over his acceptance and Lil has called a staff meeting also known a p**s up in the bar..*flipflop and Isiah heave become an item,and our tame plod is still casting covetous glances at honky tonk glad..there will be a karaoke with Isiah and flipflop doing a rendition of EltonJohn /Kiki Dee .dont go breaking my heart..although Lil suspects killing me softly might be more appropriate....Ella Honky tonk would like you to be her personal bodyguard just in case she gets knocked off her stool by people rushing her for her autograph..she obviously believes in her self,please don't disillusion her ,as we all know there is no beginning to her talents,but she is cheap and available...

I would like to thank you all again the drinks are on me ,and Lil agrees....hope you stay sitting while you are ironing Soop we must discuss a Muriel for the bar...

So...where's that treble malt you promised me hours ago?

...and why is gramps helping himself to a pint of best bitter. I thought he was supposed to be the doorman