gramps 
So, you've been sneeking surreptitious glances at another's pair of pretty ankles? What are you like! Here I was, well and truly marooned, thanks to a violent storm that flooded our village and knocked out our phone-line, without the means to pop into Lil's for a longed for G&T and a cosy chat with a few of my mates in the decent enough snug... and you were up to 'anky panky in the games room...as for the garter, that sounds suspiciously like something that Lil would have lost doing her yoga exercises. She can raise her leg up so high, it finishes wrapped around her neck. Super-human, that gel! 
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I've been asked to pass on a message by soop:
"Nel will be waiting at Lil's Bar tomorrow. I'll get there 2-ish."
soop can't tell you this herself, though she would like to. I'm the go-between 
Tell me about it -- I was mesmerized!!
Lucky for her I was snooping around. She was stuck on one leg doing pirouettes in ever decreasing circles. She might have disappeared if I hadn't caught her and spun her in reverse!
Talk about "the giddy limit"! 
Ooh, gramps! It's ages since I've heard that phrase - 'the giddy limit'!
Wonderful...
Are we both of the same decade then Ana? (or is it more "decayed"?)
I would never ask a Ladeey her true age. It is ungentlemany, and asking for a downright lie anyway. (plus a possible "punch up the 'ooter!")
Oooh Gramps I think it might be a 'punch up the'ooter' as our Ana is just a slip of a girl!
Well, not quite anything, soop!
But no, gramps, I think I'm remembering my granny saying it....
Beware of Ana with her super-suction hoover attachment...you might lose something of significance, Gramps 
Ooer! Ana's on the rampage. Take cover under the billiard table, Gramps...I shall call by tomorrow to check on your credentials.
ana can recommend the pet hair attachment to rid gramps of his moustaches .. Evil ..sorry [ gramps]. Xxx
OH, now I'm all of a quiver,
Something to do with the liver.
Credentials are fine,
Yes, they really are mine,
I bathe them each night in the river!
gramps. 
Well, What else do you want for your money?!! 
Nothing you are lovely as you are gramps
Ditto [gramps]...you are great fun.
gramps!!! You tinker boots!
The mind boggles....
soop I think you are a naughty influence on gramps !
Ella ...I was imagining gramps typing away with use of his toes...
Ana Sorry if I flustered you.
I think I flustered myself, soop!
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