Lil's Bar

Bet that Paxo the turkey never told Lil to "get stuffed" or other fowl language!

gramps Know what... I think that you're getting cleverer and cleverer...

Dear Soop,
Thank you for your kind words.
You are so observent I'm so happy now, as it has not been brought to my attention, till now! It must be my electrocution lessons!

NO, this is NOT intended as sarcasm!!
(smile)
I.ve just added a couple of bits to the Spiritual page. Hope you like them.

People say Lil is looking a complete mess since gramps dumped her....I don't see any difference myself...

That is not a mess pete that is a contrived bed head look which is meant to convey rampant sexual activity,Lil says she dosent have to convey that as it is a fact she is very active in that department and she can't find her comb,Lil and gramps are still an item and Lil thinks gramps has pinched her comb to straighten his handle bar moustache and his eyebrows he is becoming very metrosexual these days,she even caught him applying handcream so that he should not scratch Lils delicate skin.
Lil thinks you sound lonely sat at the bar waiting for us to appear,we are sorry that we have been neglecting you,have a drink on the house,don't bother putting an IOU in the box and we shall be down to join you shortly,
Nellie has had a makeover,she is now a goddess......

PETE mate, I thought you had dropped off the edge of this flat earth, wot we all know is true, innit?
Who've you bin shacked up wiv?? Er, I mean, where have you been residing my dear fellow? So pleased to reaquaint your friendship! (Is the Bar still open? - meet ya there then!)

The bar, like the 'Windmill', never closes gramps
I've been enjoying some peace and quiet at my riverside retreat with only myself (and the slim blonde from Bargin Booze) for company.... thought you had fled abroad to avoid your 'bar bill'...!!

Oh buggerit!! Just spilt me drink on the table. Mssed keyboard by 1/2 inch!
Be careful of any blondes from Bargain Booze - they are only there for the advertising PUBlicity! DON'T sign anyfink! Souds like wot as if you're onto a winner, if you play your cards right mate!!
I got involved wiv a big sheNANNIgans going on in a posh bit of tahn. Cor, can't them gels argue - I only said a few words, but I think they got lorst in the din!
Got to go back and find me flippin' bike now, She said she would wait!!
Seeya around Pete!

gramps I really don't think Lil would like to hear you calling her your 'bike'!
Best mind your language, in every sense !!

Lil says she is not a bike,but a vehicle of delight,whose cushioned contours offer a smooth and effortless ride,she has two speeds,dead slow and stop,a holder for your drinks bottle and a recepticle at the front for putting your bits and bobs,she is of a lightweight material but very sturdy when that thrust of power is needed,sleek and a delight to ride with the added of advantage of a little bell to let you know she is coming,she has twin headlights that glow in the dark,and a cute little reflector behind,in fact most men like to view and reflect ' er behind...
Nell is more like the workhorse type of bike known as a sit up and beg variety the type favoured by miss marble in fact Nell resembles miss marple ,she has twin saddle bags her headlights need adjusting as they are quite dim and shine downwards,she is difficult to ride but when she builds up steam and gets going she can cruise along quite nicely,her little bell dosent tinkle very often,she dosent have a cute little reflector,more of a fog lamp that can be seen from a distance her foghorn has been known to emit a few parps as she struggles with the effort.........where's my mate soop gonexxxx

Sorry to offend Ella.
My sincere apologies to all Ladies whom I have upset!
No offence intended!

none taken * gramps* xx

gramps you are such a love

Yes indeed! (and can be a bit of an old devil at times, too! )

An officer and a gentleman,a prince among men,you are a truly lovely man grampsxxxcan see why Lil fell for you

Well played gramps . Nellie as the nights are drawing in would you like me to check your headlights....

'Ello, 'ello,'ello...this is an historic moment. Have been without a phone and computer for almost a week [due to bad storm] and I've missed you lot something awful. I can now confirm that absence [from GN] certainly makes the heart grow fonder. So, who's buying the drinks? Does Lil still allow IOU's? If so, next round is on me. Can't begin to tell you how happy I am to be back.

Very glad to see you back, too, soop!
nellie has been fretting....she should be around here somewhere!

Thanks, Ana It's been awfully lonesome without you all.

Hey soop Lil said the milky bars are on her....help yourself....good to have you back,thought you had run away with gramps

Nellie I've my hands full with Mr soop.

Hiya soop mine's a large one! G&T I mean!
Soooo glad you're back, we've really needed a calming voice while you've been absent.

Lucky you soop

Soopy dear gel, where you bin? We sure missed you. (and those ankles - or was that another young Lady?
My memory is not good these days!)

Nice to have you back!

Sshhhh! I still have your garter. er, it is yours, er,erm?