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vampirequeen Tue 31-Jul-12 11:02:38

By rights I should hate Boris Johnson. He's everything I despise about our society. Privileged by accident of birth, Eton educated, rich from family wealth rather than person effort, Tory, totally unable to imagine life as an ordinary person....the list is endless. But then Boris opens his mouth and the most bizarre words come out. He makes me laugh and how can I not like a man who makes me laugh? How can you not laugh when a politician (people who normally watch every word they say) comes out with,

'As I write these words there are semi-naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the Horse Guards Parade immortalised by Canaletto. They are glistening like wet otters and the water is plashing off the brims of the spectators' sou'westers. The whole thing is magnificent and bonkers.'

I can't help it. I love Boris.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z22BzjGQIa

JessM Wed 01-Aug-12 14:54:26

He's got another 10 days to go before we can heave a temporary sigh of relief on the major diplomatic offence front.
He reminds me of a morning TV presenter in NZ who everyone found amusingly shock-jocky until he said something majorly offensive and racist about the Governor General (Queens rep in NZ).
Being Welsh, maybe I don't find this kind of mannered English eccentricity endearing.
It also reminds me of women who play the dumb blonde to hide their brains. If he is hiding brains. Not convinced.

kittylester Wed 01-Aug-12 15:10:09

I thought I was the only one with this guilty secret - obviously not! grin

Grannylin Wed 01-Aug-12 15:15:26

I find him funny but I don't like him. His attitude to women exactly mimics that of his father, Stanley - condescending and arrogant.

AlieOxon Wed 01-Aug-12 16:00:35

Love the comments in that link.

JO4 Wed 01-Aug-12 16:12:27

He was great when he opened a local fete a couple of years back. Went round chatting to everyone, and looking at the stalls. Didn't rush off like some do.

JO4 Wed 01-Aug-12 17:02:55

poor Boris [grin]

Nonu Wed 01-Aug-12 17:24:53

Tried to get on it , wouldn"t let me , said it was due to a long running script , whatever that means .

JO4 Wed 01-Aug-12 17:27:30

Works alright for me. He got stuck on a zip wire. Try again. It's funny.

JO4 Wed 01-Aug-12 17:30:08

Or this one

jeni Wed 01-Aug-12 17:40:17

Hilarious!

whenim64 Wed 01-Aug-12 17:41:15

Ha ha! I think we've found just the place to leave all those MPs who have been getting on our nerves! grin

Nonu Wed 01-Aug-12 18:06:48

Picked up on second one , you are right , SAL

POGS Wed 01-Aug-12 20:20:37

Did anyone see him on the B.B.C. series 'Who do you think you are'. Absolutely fascinating family history. So much to tell, try and watch it if it is ever repeated. It was one of the best of the series.

whitewave Wed 01-Aug-12 20:28:05

The silly man has invited the Murdochs as his guest at the olympics

Annobel Wed 01-Aug-12 20:43:44

Ah well, whitewave, that information simply confirms my opinion of him. His silliness is in fact a kind of arrogance.

GadaboutGran Wed 01-Aug-12 21:01:27

Like Bakergran, my daughter saw him on the zipwire too in Victoria Park - but too far away to give him an earful about the food rip-off there. Her kids' picnic & water were confiscated and the only food on offer was burgers and chips at £6 a time. Didn't think the rules for the Olympic Park would extend to a public park event.
I think Boris is true to himself & adds much needed colour to the cloned politicians we have nowadays but I think he's also a highly intelligent buffoon who I'm not sure I'd trust to run the show.

Anagram Wed 01-Aug-12 21:26:42

He's a bit like a slightly dodgy uncle, isn't he? The kids all love him because he's funny and loud, and takes them to the funfair, but the grown-ups know he lives by his wits and hasn't had a proper job in years!

Nonu Thu 02-Aug-12 10:40:31

As I said on an earlier post , he has invited Murdoch to Olympics , I find that interesting ?

JessM Thu 02-Aug-12 10:54:08

oh how i wish it had been cameron or osborne dangling there. And can you imagine how uncomfortable Gordon would have been.

Annobel Thu 02-Aug-12 11:08:41

I can think of a few who should be left dangling: Gove springs to mind and Lansley.

JO4 Thu 02-Aug-12 11:55:24

bakergran I didn't realise you had already posted a link to the zipwire story. Sorry about that. smile

Mishap Thu 02-Aug-12 17:10:58

That harness looked as though it might slice his b***s off - what a shame!

POGS Thu 02-Aug-12 20:05:15

I wish it was Ed Balls.

whitewave Thu 02-Aug-12 20:07:04

actually mishap guelding our Boris might put his brains where they belong!

(did I spell guelding right?)

Anagram Thu 02-Aug-12 20:07:52

POGS - I agree! grin