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vampirequeen Tue 31-Jul-12 11:02:38

By rights I should hate Boris Johnson. He's everything I despise about our society. Privileged by accident of birth, Eton educated, rich from family wealth rather than person effort, Tory, totally unable to imagine life as an ordinary person....the list is endless. But then Boris opens his mouth and the most bizarre words come out. He makes me laugh and how can I not like a man who makes me laugh? How can you not laugh when a politician (people who normally watch every word they say) comes out with,

'As I write these words there are semi-naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the Horse Guards Parade immortalised by Canaletto. They are glistening like wet otters and the water is plashing off the brims of the spectators' sou'westers. The whole thing is magnificent and bonkers.'

I can't help it. I love Boris.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z22BzjGQIa

Annobel Thu 02-Aug-12 20:08:18

We know what you mean, WW, but I think it's 'gelding'.

whitewave Thu 02-Aug-12 20:10:10

Oh yes!(blush) thanks I get worse as I get older used to be a good speller!

nanasam Thu 02-Aug-12 21:11:54

I love his eccentricity. It's about time the world stopped looking on us as "stiff-assed Brits" and appreciated what a great sense of humour we have. Let's all be bonkers!

Anagram Thu 02-Aug-12 21:15:02

grin - 'stiff-assed?' That's a new one on me...

nanasam Thu 02-Aug-12 21:20:16

That was a quote from Goldeneye, referring to James Bond!

whitewave Thu 02-Aug-12 21:22:35

Blimey I'd rather have a stiff-assed James Bond then Boris any day of the week

Annobel Thu 02-Aug-12 21:28:09

Me too, WW but which one?

Anagram Thu 02-Aug-12 21:56:49

Not George Lazenby, that's for sure...hmm

JO4 Thu 02-Aug-12 22:04:38

I read that David cameron said "If any other politician anywhere in the world got stuck on a zipwire it would be a disaster, when it's Boris Johnson, its an absolute triumph!" smile

JO4 Thu 02-Aug-12 22:05:12

I hope no one has already said that down the thread. hmm

nanasam Thu 02-Aug-12 22:13:37

Daniel Craig does it for me, especially in those cute swimming trunks! wink

Annobel Thu 02-Aug-12 22:39:41

Pierce Brosnan.

JO4 Thu 02-Aug-12 22:41:40

Michael Phelps. With his very low swimming trunks on. Or not.

Anagram Thu 02-Aug-12 22:47:30

confused Did he play James Bond....? grin

gracesmum Thu 02-Aug-12 23:07:36

Pedant alert - can we be British and use the word arse not ass as in American? An ass is still a donkey-like creature to me!

PRINTMISS Fri 03-Aug-12 08:09:23

Well done gracesmum, we all have an arse, but we are not all asses, Gransnet proves that. I think Boris Johnson is a great advert for himself, and I quite enjoy his antics, but I think he would be a dangerous adversary.

Annobel Fri 03-Aug-12 08:21:50

I guess 'ass' was adopted as being a little more polite than 'arse'!

whitewave Fri 03-Aug-12 08:40:16

Ho! Ho! I see Murdoch has decided to back Johnson in the Tory leadership - now we can see what olympic tickets can buy you.

Annobel Fri 03-Aug-12 08:42:04

Let's hope that's the kiss of death... grin

Nonu Fri 03-Aug-12 09:27:51

Sean Connery , I prefer the word ass to arse, arse sounds very vulgar grin

JO4 Fri 03-Aug-12 10:00:08

Call a spade a spade nonu. (I think you do! grin)

JO4 Fri 03-Aug-12 10:00:46

I didn't know you were talking James Bond. Thought it was just sexy bodies.

Nonu Fri 03-Aug-12 10:17:24

I just thought the very first "james Bond " was THE best , not that I am a huge fan otherwise . flag

Nonu Fri 03-Aug-12 10:24:21

There J theres me thinking I came across as shy retiring flower , kind of gal

jeni Fri 03-Aug-12 10:31:57

It's arse, as in arsenale, the backed of Venice, which was their armoury and fom whence comes arsenal!