Crutches!

Now if I had bilateral b/k amputations I wouldn't have the pain in my ankles either!

What do you mean you can't take it with you ? I have a Mulberry bag with a wad of notes in set aside

[gron]

Glad you've found what you're looking for, jeni.

or perhaps [gron] is better!

Well the receipt for them has come!
I'm now going to have to rethink my wardrobe for the cruise. They're black!

Nonsense Jeni black goes with everything, especially pearls!

And you are going to put fairy lights on them, aren't you?

I do wear a little more than pearls you know!

Fairy lights are only for special occasions such as chapter meetings!

Well Jeni it would distract attention from the crutches if you were to wear a little less perhaps!

Heavens forbid! I couldn't manage to deal with all the cardiac arrests the sight of my naked body would cause!

Wow they've just emailed asking for heights of crutches, ny height, height of crutch to hand rest and diagnosis. These are made to measure crutches! I wonder if they'll come with a RR on each of them?

Jeni why don't you ask if they can do another colour?
Say"Pretty Please" and you never know

They only do black in carbon fibre. You can get coloured sleeves for the handles. Tangerine, yuk. Purple no. Grey, boring. So I'll stick to black
I'll be 'the black widow' but I've only got 2 legs and I don't eat my mates!

jeni you are so glamorous no one will even notice the crutches are black.

Flatterer! But I love you!

love you too!!