Lil's Bar 2

Evenin' All. I've just been over to help dismantle that big tent they use on the Great British Bake Off. Thought I might be OK for a few leftovers. I was offered a fondant fancy but I thought the contestants had all gone home
They were only handing round so I hot footed it over here for a large Anyone care for a fondle fondant fancy?

Well...I've heard it called some things !!

Ooh merlot, I'm sure Pete would be up for a quick fondle fondant fancy!

Pete - I bet you have!

I gave Mary Berry a lift but she took one look at Lil's Love Shack sign and ran away. She might eat loads of cake but she can't half shift

Aaah yes grrran, you can't beat a bit of the old fashioned terms, can you? The youngsters today, with their "and it was like, so weired, and I was like, yeah, but, and then was kinda like, so?"

Anyway, it would seem that "man flu" lasts around 8 hours, either that or young Pete has stumbled upon some sort of miracle cure! Merlot , you're coming on a bit strong with your offers of fondling fancies, aren't you? I'd be a bit circumcised (as Gramps might say, especially if he had his teeth in) if I were you, you never know what it might lead to. It could be tarts next.

Any road up, I shouldn't really be here, Mr P is home, (it's ok, he's been fed and watered) and I have a lot of research to do.

You carry on merlot! Evening phoenix is that a real fur coat..

merlot did you say shit?
I'm to bed [huffy]
Really! The language of these hussies!

Flounces off, stage left!

Goodnight all!

Are we all Northerners here then? (Apart from that softy Southerner Pete, of course...) Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs!

Gramps won't need his teeth. Those fancies are as soft as shit a marshmallow cloud.

Ana how very dare you !! Manchester Born and Bred... Lil , pint please I,ve just been insulted

Ahem, I'm in Devon, but it is north Devon, does that count?

Also, my grandfather was from Yorkshire, surely that counts for something?

jeni , very classy flounce, if I may say so!

Pete , I may direct you to a previous thread of mine, regarding daring things..............

Sorry Pete and phoenix - must have got you two mixed up! Perhaps it's gramps who's south of the Watford Gap...?

I'm not a northerner but I'm married to a mixed up Yorkshireman who calls a spade a shovel.

Actually, scrub that - makes no sense at all as Devon is too...think it's time I hit the hay...

A refill of this pint and you might be let off ana

Never mind Ana , once the drugs kick in it will all start to make sense.... (Matron, she's gone all funny again)

Oh, thanks phoenix - I had a funny turn there, but geography never was my strong point (23% in the last exam I was allowed to sit!)

And, I;m from "sarf Lunnon", five minutes walk from the old "Lambeff Walk", innit?
It's completely changed now from when we lived there! - 52 yrs. ago.

ana your alright, Devon isn't in the north....stop frettin!

Well at least I knew gramps was from darn sarf...
What part of Manchester, Pete?

gramps were you a 'Cockney Spiv' by any chance

Pint in your tankard for you matey.

South Manchester ana

Well, I live in Devon, have Welsh and Yorkshire in my ancestry, but was actually born in Queen Charlottes Hospital in Hammersmith, lived in Worcestershire, then Middlesex/Surrey and now Devon.

Oi you, young Lady, Not so free wiv me bleedin'gnashers!!
Now see what you made me did - swearin' !!!

I'ltell you me gel . When I were a er. um. woy oy - what was I about to explain?
Is it my pills time again mate?