Its only a power cut...the bar is still open 
Trust that jeni to have the last word ! 
It must be the 'Lisa Maxwell' effect. Now we know what rubbish tv programmes he watches....
Oh bless, at least he tried..................................
Gramps , put some embrocation to warm, there's a good chap.
Why...will that make me double-jointed
Pint please ....
I'll turn the lights off...you get off home.......OH they have!! thought I was goin deaf!
Lil says oh no pete not Lisa maxwell lil says she saw her on mr and mrs a few days ago and thought her features looked a bit on the huh like she had had some work done...she used to be a detective she would be good at sniffing your little secrets out,she dosent want the old bill sniffing around,and I am sure you wouldn't to be pulled in by the fuzz.....or would you
Lil says she would make an exception for smithy though,he could arrest her and take down her particulars anytime
pete have you gone deaf...or is your head resting in Lils cleavage...I don't think lisa has one of those
Nellie I would be happy to be pulled by anything
Sorry I mentioned my 'feelings' for Lisa now!! Poor laydee has come in for a verbal bashing, so I will not invite the lovely petite blonde to Lils again
Who is smithy anyway?
Surely Pete you mean pulled by anyone not anything? 
Both Ella....
Have just popped in for a quiet drink in the snug. Nothing's changed. As much of a mess as anyone can make it. Pete and gramps still knocking balls about in the games room. Lil propped up behind the bar...difficult to tell whether she's chained to the honesty box [empty as usual], intoxicated, or in a deep sleep. Lots of crashing sounds and naughty words being yelled by the laydees in the kitchen. Notice on the cellar door states...enter at your peril! Perhaps Smoluski is hiding behind the barrels in the hope of ensnaring an indecent fella!
smithy was sgt smith in the Bill,same time as Lisa was Sam...'spect you where too busy admiring Sam ....actually she is lovely looking but thought she looked strange the other night ....and she a "gor blimey-" like me..and we sound like we have smoked 40 a day for years...even though we haven't..
Yes nellie is behind the barrels but not saying who with
Does she have a new toy boy? Is was he in uniform? Just being inquisitive.
Nellie 
I thought I was first reserve!!....Now Soop finds you behind the barrels 
Oh well,thats the 'role play' idea (me as smithy) out of the window
If this thing closes after 1000 'posts'...its time to call LAST ORDERS....
Get yourself around this side of the bar Lil (bring the bottles!) and we can raise our glasses...to...Friendship, Banter and Beer Cheers.
Indeed Pete here's to friendship and fun...Slainte...as the Scots say
Oh, it's never Last Orders in Lil's Bar - you should know that, Pete! After 1000 posts it'll rise again like a phoenix! (where is she today, anyway? )
Hi Ana no idea where anyone is! I'll just put this barrel 'safe' in case the lights go out...
Dont suppose you fancy.......
Actually, the bar won't close we'll just slip in through the back door
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