Lil's Bar 2

Cor! - can I help to make it bad enough for the Year??!
i took a Degree in "Scruffy Pub Making" in 1950. It got me a Distinkshun in Odouriometry! I've not used it for years - but still got some of the Odiferous making contents. One really nasty one needs a litre of well matured baby pee! - I know, it's"Orrible", innit?

Just spent the whole day checking out the opposition and its beyond all doubt that Lils is the dirtiest 'inn' in the district knack tired now Lil just a pint for me..

Would that be the inn that is dirty or the inhabitants behaviour and little idiosyncrasies ....like rummaging in your trousersxxxx

Steady on Nellie I have alot of loose change in my kecks and now and then I count it .......Usual is it? and then a drink......

Go on then please.....will give you another chance to have a rummage

And a drink..

Evening all, and a big welcome back to the reincarnated Nellie !!

Can't stop, still have work to do on the doo dah for Wednesday, and Mr. P needs his pants folding.

Your all heart nell ....take it thats a large one then?

Pants folding?

Is this a new form of origami?
If so, perhaps that's what Pete's doing in his trousers?

Hi phoenixis this a visit to lubricate the brain for your presentation,good luck with the interview,the brown/beige combo sounds very nice

Yeah go on then a large one...without the straw,please farmer jones wants that for the cows tomorrow the vets coming

Origami..is that a martial art..learning to fit your way out of a paper bag...
Pants folding is a marital art...this is what pheonix is doing.....pete also ..he is arranging his marital equipment....

And that should be fight your way out of..

I thought you used the straws for the bulls donation?

Pete, if you've got so much loose change in your pockets, how come there's never any of it in the till? There are enough IOUs from you in that bag that's padlocked to the pumps to paper the whole of Lil's cellar!

Oh Jeni

nellie you need a word with Lil about certain 'goings on' with gramps Anyway .I'm off to sort out me loose change...

jeni not to sure of the mechanics of it....don't the bulls do their bit..then the cows get implanted with the offerings....not lived in the country that long

Billiards!

Pint for Ana....on my slate...

Off to count sheep now...being chased by the A I man

nelie! x

Just wandered in to see who's here and what it's like. Answer...no one around. Helped myself to a glass of from uncorked bottle left on counter. Yuk! No honesty box so have wiped down, swept up the broken glass, mopped floor and emptied ashtrays.

Nellie ...It really is good to have you back. Your sense of humour is contagious...a bit like Gramps dandruff! I think we should pin Pete to the billiard table, rummage through his pockets for the loose change he brags about, fleece him [gently] and treat all the regulars to a head-banging cocktail of their choosing. I'll settle for a triple tequila...must keep a clear head when in the company of the lads!

Closed shop?

Jodi Thank goodness someone has cleaned up a bit, that glass has been there for days, and I can't remember when the floor was last mopped!

Feel free Pete certainly does to help yourself to the tripe and onions if you're a bit peckish, although I'm not sure when Ana threw that together!