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Pete Mon 01-Oct-12 00:56:16

Its only a power cut...the bar is still open grin
Trust that jeni to have the last word ! wine

Ella46 Fri 02-Nov-12 15:53:01

Pete thanks for the info on gramps, I have sent him a billet doux of sorts!

Ana Fri 02-Nov-12 16:10:52

Oooh! Don't let Lil catch you billet-douxing gramps, Ella! Her green-eyed streak can be quite fearsome when it's unleashed...shock

Ella46 Fri 02-Nov-12 16:16:23

Ana I am fearless! In the olden days, when Adam was a lad,I was a true redhead with the temper to match!
So Lil can just take a running jump!
grin

Ana Fri 02-Nov-12 16:44:42

Ah, but that was then.....wink I hear tell Lil was a champion wrestler in her heyday - but Pete would know more about that, he was her runner for a time when a lad.

Ella46 Fri 02-Nov-12 16:56:34

My hair may not be red any longer but my temper is still hot!
Anyway, she is much older than me, so well past anything other than a half nelson with gramps
As for Pete, he'll just wink and buy us all a large drink if he knows what's good for him

Smoluski Fri 02-Nov-12 18:35:36

Well I must say that's fighting talk ella ...grin

Ana Fri 02-Nov-12 18:37:00

Yes, watch out Pete! grin
(And Lil, if she's about...)

Smoluski Fri 02-Nov-12 18:40:07

No Lils got more sense than to front a red head on a mission when crossed in love....she legged it..grin

Anne58 Fri 02-Nov-12 18:41:17

Oh Smo those descriptions did make me laugh!

Smoluski Fri 02-Nov-12 18:48:15

phoenix I love people watching and like me I am sure you must have met some of the people particularly in your quest for work....I have worked alongside a few of them at times....grin

Pete Fri 02-Nov-12 18:58:20

Right NO more for Ella (I'll just set up the mud wrestling ring) grin

Ella46 Fri 02-Nov-12 19:05:12

grin

Smoluski Fri 02-Nov-12 19:36:12

Funnily enough lil has a lady mud wrestler on her books if you are interested

Rita Rumble
From welwyn garden city is interested in meeting a man to join her for support and shouting from her corner,and to throw water over her opponent.
Rita is a clean living girl and shares a flat over the chip shop in the high road with her old mum.
At just 5ft 2 in her wrestling boots,with her peroxide hair swept back from her face,her complexion resembles a peach (slightly orange with her tangee foundation,and a slight fuzz of downy hair,sometimes combed into a ponytail.to prevent it dropping into her tomato soup that she heartily enjoys with half a loaf of mothers pride thick sliced....

Ana Fri 02-Nov-12 19:46:19

Oh, she sounds right up Pete's street, nellie! We could get her in tonight to have a round with Ella in the mud, just to check out her credentials, so to speak! grin

Pete Fri 02-Nov-12 19:48:29

No....I'll wipe ella down after the event later.... (Can Rita bring fish n chips nell?...) Looking forward to this fight...keep your wellies on nellie grin

Smoluski Fri 02-Nov-12 20:02:14

Will keep a supply of the sporting life handy pete for the wiping down of mud splattered women,do I take it you are offering to be ella's opponent in the mixed mud mash up...wouldn't fancy your chances mate,especially in a strangle crotch holdgrin

Smoluski Fri 02-Nov-12 20:04:44

By the way pete think the chips might get a bit cold unless you are willing to travel to sample the delights from welwyn garden citygrin

Ana Fri 02-Nov-12 20:16:19

I've heard Ella has a mean line in crotch holds - I'd invest in some sturdy crotch-wear, Pete - unless, nellie, Rita's forté is nude mud wrestling...confused

Pete Fri 02-Nov-12 20:55:33

Seems to be some mistake here....Its Lil v Ella?? I've already sold the tickets!!

Strangle crotch hold.. shock

Smoluski Fri 02-Nov-12 20:57:08

Think pete should consider a cricketers box....otherwise he may get his erm toes? Trodden on...would like to say foot but might give him a big headgrin wink

Ella46 Fri 02-Nov-12 21:01:46

Sometimes Ana you can be really mean and hurtful!
I have no intention of holding anything like that! It's Pete who can roll around in the mud if that's what turns him on, he likes a bit of smut with his beer.

Pete Fri 02-Nov-12 21:03:39

Sorry nell I thought that was a Chinese chippy in Wythenshawe.... smile

Ella46 Fri 02-Nov-12 21:07:32

I knew I'd seen you somewhere before Pete, it was round the back of Sharston Baths with that brassy blonde bit from Woodhouse Park!

Smoluski Fri 02-Nov-12 21:09:03

Nopete I told 'em Oldham !!grin

Pete Fri 02-Nov-12 21:11:52

Thats right ella ,you were with that little bloke from the Benchill Pub!

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