Lil's Bar 2

Do I drink it or sniff it ??

Don't mind me cockles being warmed though....as long as me banger doesn't go off...I'm saving that for later...

Hope it's not a damp squib!

I bet you do, Ella!

Ella
Where have you been? Our bonfire not good enough then.....I'll have a pint please..

Ana ....still have me Roman Candle as well...

I got waylaid by someone with a huge rocket!
Large G&T please with a slice of lime.

Yes ella there's always one!! One bang and it's over...waste of money if you ask me

Pete! I'm sure Ella has never had to pay!

Whatever you say Ana

Any of that stuff phoenix made left?....need to put this fire out...

Ooh, no, Pete! That stuff'll have your eyebrows off!

'Night!

If that's the bottle without lable, and it gets too near the fire -- -RUN LIKE HELL!!!!

(shouting from a distance)
I forgot it. My experimental rocket fuel!!

Honestly gramps they shouldn't let you out on your own! Lil's got scorch marks all over her g-string pinny!

I hope she still has ALL of her hair!

Oh yes, If you find a black box laying around, don't try to open it - Another of my experiments that went wrong! - Even I don't know what will happen. All I know is that it wiil smell really nasty. If you have asthma - keep right AWAY!!

Evening all, who's here then?

Evening phoenix Scotch and soda?

I'll have a large bitter shandy please, no ice! Pete. And take out the three dead bluebottles from me glass first, ta mate!

gramps Are you just starting early or have you been boozing all night?
I don't want to have to carry you out again, it's becoming a habit!

Lil ...I've just bumped into Gramps and ella staggering walking to the chippy, and gramps reckons your 'Ample Bosom' has gone flat (no offence)

......pipes.........need cleaning........may be down here a while..........Lil !!

Ooh Ella,
I vaguely remember you carrying me back home - it was a lovely dreamy feeling too.
What bothers me is, was the next bit part of the lovely dream - or did it really happen?
As you know , I hate smoking, but found four fag ends on my bedroom floor. If they were yours, please be more careful next time, as you could have cremated me!
(If you want to recover some items of female apparell, IF they are yours, come round to the back door of Lil's after 11pm. SSssshhhh!!

So that's what happened to your basque, Ella! I thought that story about having to use it to support a fallen woman was a bit thin....even if you were saving her for Pete! (as nellie suggested).

I've come across this complaint of gramps quite a few times! It's called WISHFUL THINKING!
A lot of men suffer from it!

As for you Pete, You know what to do with those pipes, and I hope it makes your eyes water!
It's the last time I'm giving you a hand behind the bar!

Evening all

OH, wise answer Ella, What is your valued opinion on a cure for this unasked for malady?

I wasn't going to have a drink tonight, but sod it, I will!