Well if we are on to women now, VB has to be right up there for me, Posh Spice? no just Miserable Old Spice! That face has just gone on for too long now it's soooo boring, and why are the worries of the world etched on it, handsome and seemingly devoted husband, even if he does have writing all over his body, and yes I now there was a hiccup in the marriage a few years ago, but it does seem back on track now. 4 lovely children, including the very cute new baby girl, a successful business, shed loads of money. Smile woman and then get out of those crippling shoes, think of your bunions! Look at what smiling has done for Kate Middleton and Cheryl Cole. I've just had a thought as to why she might look a bit miserable lately, it seems that Gordon Ramsay spends a lot of time with them, I'll add him to my list of horrible men. Oh and here's another miserable face, Tiger Woods, can't stand him, he looked miserable before his long suffering ex-wife set about his car with a golf club, no charisma, chases anything that looks blonde and vacuous, oh and he plays golf, the most boring game in the world, I know this because my husband plays it too! Also can't stand all those people who have carved a career out of doing nothing in particular, Kim Kardashian, please go away! Ditto the children of the rich and famous, say Kelly Osbourne famous for riding on their parents' coat tail's and nothing else. Loads of politicians of course, it's probably easier to name the one or two that I find acceptable. Of late that ghastly Andrew Mitchell of Plebgate would be a front runner for the one of the most neauseating. I would also add all career politicians who have done the pre requisite PPE degree at Oxbridge, become a researcher and finally got a safe seat and have no experience of the real world whatsoever they are so unrepresentative and don't get me started on the expenses, which never seems to have gone away. Can we add an institution to the hate list? Mine would be the European Parliament, so undemocratic for trying to make the whole of Europe buy into a political dream that has clearly failed.
Is there a toiletry you can no longer buy and miss?
Banking Bullies! Feeling ignored, and most un'appy
Robert Kenyon, Reform's candidate for Makerfield. Would you let him in your house?
