Rod Stewart, can't believe I liked him once. Saw some horrible footage of him on Graham Norton recently dabbing his eyes with a handkerchief at a recent football match where surprisingly Scotland beat Barcelona! Oh for God's sake if you have to boo hoo into your mate's hanky try and do it about something that matters, preferably about something that doesn't include balls! and anyway just because you're called Stewart that doesn't make you Scottish you also need to consume vast quantities of deep fried Mars bars! Still quite like the gravelly voice, just don't want to listen to him being interviewed. Oh and on the subject of interviewers, add on Jonathan Ross, doesn't let his guests get a word in, too busy talking about himself. Also Bono, Sting and Chris Martin for their right on lecturing about how to save the planet. But poor old doddery Bruce, he's not that bad, can't help fluffing his lines occasionally!
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