Can I just warn any lurkers out there...........

he he he

Tyke!

Ana Why do brussel sprouts spring to mind? Oh dear! I can be soooooo juvenile!

And it could have been so much worse!

Friend of mine was running a training course using radio microphone, pinned to her lapel. Toddled off to the toilet. Didn't turn it off, so all the chaps heard her having a wee!

I actually asked the woman who did my last mammogram how it worked with very small breasts, as she was manhandling my rather more ample one onto the plate! She just said 'We manage.' Yes, it does hurt, doesn't it soop

How do you think it feels to squeeze 34G inbetween the plates? Phoenix It hurts!

Same here, I have a section of my right hip bone in my upper jaw, don't ask!

I was also a holy terror when the youngsters in the office moaned about smear tests. We are damn lucky to have that service available, and not to have to pay at the point of provision for it. Same goes for mammograms, although how they ever managed to get my 32 A's between those plates is beyond me!

phoenix I really am most grateful. Throughout my life, ten operations and countless investigations, must have cost an awful lot of money. Thank you NHS.

Wish my husband would wear his!

There's an awful lot of modern technology in the health sector that we should be grateful for. So glad that you are pleased with it soop

Ha ha...tee hee. I'm hardly aware that the aid is pushed so far into my ear. It's far more comfortable than I imagined. So grateful for the improvement. For something so small, it works wonders.

Self-defeating hearing aid!

Deafening! phoenix

But soop have you had an amplified wee yet?

...^you lot^ are such a laff. Have just reported on another thread - 'What should I be doing...' that the aid is in and doing a very good job. I hadn't realised how much I've been missing. When I'm next at the Scottish Gransmeet, be warned, I shall be able to hear even the naughtiest of words.

soop is in the 'plumbing area department' again...

soop as long as it doesn't feel like Niagara Falls.......................

soop TMI

gracesmum ssshhh!

What was that soop ???

Off to have a hearing aid fitted. Warned that for the first few days certain sounds may take some getting used to. Apparently, when I wee, it will sound like Niagara falls...[naughty titters!]