Lil's Bar 4

No Ana definitely Colin Baker! Found a bit of his diatribe on YouTube, but it is a very much shortened version the original (as was sometimes shown on "it'll be alright on the night") was much longer and really showed the depth of his feeling at the time!

Hi everyone of you lovely people in Lil's. I am your secret lurker and Soop kindly invited me in. Thank you Soop.

Gramps. I have had a crush on you and Pete for quite some time now but I realise I am not alone and will wait my turn patiently in the queue. I mustn't appear to be too pushy or I could well be in trouble with your chums. I don't own an 'Animal', nothing turbo charged sadly so I guess you are better off with the 'locals'. I am certainly going to look into the matter though, sounds like I am missing out!

Pete. No to snooker but I do love crib and dominoes. There is no better night than a game of cards, a few Bicardis and Coke and nibbles.Can I mention nibbling to you, I know I have to be careful what I say.

Well if you don't mind I am going to sit in the corner and hopefully the Bicardi will give me some courage to join in again in the not too distant future. Cheers everyone. I've given Lil a few bob to buy the next round.

Cheers POGS and welcome to the madhouse.
You're right to be careful what you say, make sure it has a double meaning and you'll be OK!

Don't worry about not having an 'Animal', you can always borrow mine

As for Pete and gramps, buy them a pint and you'll have them eating out of your hand (G&T for me please)

POGS you can nibble away anytime you like! Oh and regarding the 'crush' please feel free to jump the (very small) queue

Cards and dominoes are played in the games room,but we can always play in the snug if you wish. Careful with the dominoes as Lil's joke about the 'Knockin Shop' wear a bit thin!

Thanks for the drink POGS..and as its now after 12...Cheers

POGS Cheers! This thread brings a big smile to those who enjoy harmless, barmy banter.

Ella and Ana ..........Chips all over the floor and the telly screen covered in greasy fingerprints..

Phoenix are you any good at snooker....

Not just the telly screen! but that was Ana honest!

Don't blame me for that, Ella! You know very well I was disgusted at the suggestion and flounced went off to bed! Goodness knows what you got up to after I'd gone....

Pete I think phoenix has potted a good few in her time from what I've heard arms folded,leaning on the bar so you'll be alright there for a game. nudge, nudge.............

Honestly Ana I don't know how you've got the nerve........................

I haven't! Which is why I left you to it last night....

Tut tut tut........

Pint please Lil....POGS money should cover it

I need something to wash down Aunt Bessie......

A little low on the Bacardi after the weekend Lil....

Pete.

Yes, only because you left me in the corner. Lil went to the cash and dash today so I will try and make supplies last a few days. Still having no joy with anything turbo charged?

Well, he's certainly not done any cleaning, if that's what you mean POGS! Those chips are still on the floor where Ella abandoned herself them the other night - he just walks round them!

Ana

That could be because Lil has taken the Animal upstairs.

Ana ...cleaning is laydees work...and I walked around them because they looked like a 'chip off the old block'

Is this Animal an Armidillo...or is that a reptile

Pint please ..and whatever the cleaners want.....

Sorry POGS I thought you were asleep in the corner...

May I sneak in for a quickie?
I need something strong and long that will give me a real lift!
who what do you suggest?

Well you could start with a drink Galen ..

Ana, even though I'm still stunned at your disloyalty, I feel we should join together to chastise Pete for his extremely chauvanistic comments about the cleaning!
You hold him down and pogs and I will jump on him, and then Galen can run him over!

Galen I thought you only drank champagne?

Pete

I am hoping the 'Animal' in question is a Dyson Vacum Cleaner. Or I am looking pretty foolish already.

The girls in Lils are quite saucy aren't they. Hoora.

Or we could always find a fireman to give you one...............a lift of course!