Lil's Bar 4

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Night Pete

Another poor old soul off to bed Pete.

nighty night.

Don't worry....I'll tidy up...
Nite Laydees..sweet dreams...

Not tired now...nurses uniforms playing on me mind..
think a nightcap is called for... Two pints please Lil

hello, just walked past Lil's Bar and fancied a pint and a chat, but everything looked, well -shut up. Shame on you Pete for closing so early. I was going to talk about nurses uniforms through the ages - well, from my experience anyway. Starting off with buckles and elasticated belts, stiff starched caps and aprons...but never mind, I'm going home. g'night

Well maybe I could manage another half...

'bang bang, open the door Pete! won't keep you up but I'm on nurse's time - which means I don't really have any real time...
where is everyone? Oops, I wander around like a lost cause, cos after so many years of working strange hours, I don't know the time of day - or night, bit like zombie really----g'night (or is it day)'

I expect the laydees that 'do lunch' are in fact doing lunch as we speak

Back here at Lils we do Breakfast, Dinner and Tea!

Just fancy a fish-finger butty for 'dinner'......

Evening all, how's it hanging, dudes?

Right, enough of that street talk, that'll teach me for having dinner with some Young Farmers last night (around here a lot of them surf as well, and I'm talking wet stuff, not t'interweb)

A thread has been started about prostate cancer screening, and so far not one chap has bothered to reply! Shame on you! The poster only wants to know about your experiences (or lack of) it. She is not going to insert a virtual finger in your extremities. (Much as some of you might like the thought of it)

So come on men, get your fabulously toned buttocks off these bar stools and answer the nice lady! (It's JessM by the way, and she is a long standing member, and you can stop the "Oooh eerrr Missus!" remarks right now )

Sorry, got a bit dominatrix for a minute there!

Have you asked HunterF phoenix?
I'm sure he'd have plenty to say

Good thinking, Ella!

Whoosh....! What was that? Pete heading for the hills perhaps?

Do you know, it did cross my mind to ask Frank......................

But you know Frank - never one to go where he actually is wanted...

Hi! May I join you?

Of course, Galen - but if you were hoping to see Pete, he's lying low until the threat of prostrate screening has gone away....

Oh! What a pity, it's been a long time and I was hoping for some practice to keep my hand in!

Well since I'm here I usually have a pint of vodka, no ice, no lemon please!

Evening all, Galen I don't think we have enough vodka left for you..

You're easily pleased - just as well, because I think we're out of ice and lemons! Lil's been a bit under the tableweather lately and hasn't gone to the cash and carry. And gramps has gone missing too....

Well this must be a respectable place if Galen is here. Red wine if I may join in?

High there book are you a good red?

Respectable??!! Wash your mouth out with this pint of red wine at once, bookdreamer

Read bloody iPad!

phoenix the thread was started in October, so as it's not compulsory to join in all threads, and after four months no 'chaps' have....I guess they don't want to

What the hell makes you think I respectable?