Lil's Bar 4

Ella
I spotted the donkey yesterday,so don't worry, it was in the top field...I don't think it can be 'assed' going home

Good evening all, just popped in, at least in here you know what to expect!

Are you sure Mrs P? I see , mine host is absent again!

So he is Galen where's he off to this time?

Distracting ToTo from Gramps ankles?
The first boy I kissed was in France when I was 14 His name was Henri, but nicknamed Toto!

Oh well, may as well have an early night.

Good night all.

Phoenix the night is still young.....
Pint please Lil

Galen....Too much information!! French kissing indeed

Pete Put me a large brandy in this hot chocolate please, I can't cope with all this excitement!
Perhaps tomorrow we could have a 'Happy Hour' or several ?

Ella Always time left for 'Happy Half Hour' tonight ...or do you need your beauty sleep like Phoenix.....

If you think you have problems,.......somewhere, right now there is a Turtle on it's back...

x

Thanks Pete That's made me feel loads better!

Right Lil......A barfly suggested a Happy Hour so between 6pm and the football starting, all drinks BOGOF

IF EASILY OFFENDED...PLEASE CALL IN !

Yaaayyy!!

I read on another thread that Lil's was a place of smut and innuendo..I have come to the dark side to check and it's all squeaky clean

I was just trying to put everyone off Sel

It used to be a lot smuttier....

Those were the days!

Large one for Ana please Pete for being such a clever knickers person last night.

And if a leering stranger turns up, we're CLOSED for a private members (!!) party.

Unless it's gramps in disguise...

Ana I think we would know gramps even if he did try to disguise himself!

I think you know to whom I refer!

Ana I blame the EU

Yes, another Directive from Brussels - we obviously exceeded our allowed smut limit...