Lil's Bar 4

Cor, I'm knackered. What a horrible day.

Yes please Pete darling a pint, no better make it a quart of vodka please.
First the boiler decided to cut itself off at 5am
Then they booked one interpreter for two tribunals at the same time
Then the last one came very late for her appointment and we finally finished at 10 past 5pm

Yes Galen..........we've never stopped here today
The bottle is yours...help yourself

Do you think there is a) Too much 'smut' in Lil's Bar !

b) Not enough 'smut in the Bar?

Only 2 choices Pete? What about another option, i.e. "Just the right amount" (on an average night)

It seems I need to 'grow up'........
Football first.... Cheers.

b) what was a) again?

Ooh! Pete's been looking at other threads again - I told you it would do you no good, Pete...

If he's not careful he'll get himself stitched up!

Ana Why ?
Anyone fancy another........

...No not another pancake !!

Galen is that like a 'kipper'?

I just thought you might hear no good of yourself if you strayed too far away from Lil's Bar, Pete - and it seems I was right! All tarred with the same brush in some minds...

Never mind, get 'em in - all those pancakes have made me thirsty!

That would be your usual large one than Ana....

Extra large tonight, I think, if you can manage it Pete!

Ahem, I think you'll find that "someone" mentioned Pete by name in another thread earlier.

I thought that the comment was supposed to be taken in a complimentary way?

(Well, that's how I read it, anyway!)

PS The "someone" referred to wasn't me, by the way!

PPS Although of course I would never refer to Pete in a way that wasn't complimentary.

Wow a compliment!!! Get the beers in .....

Ana your right ! I should stay in here....GN wouldn't have enough 'delete' buttons if I venture further afield
Go on then Lil another round then

Hmm..I think I'm de trop...

You my dear Ana, de trop? Never!

Pete , I *thought we had sorted out the "your" and "you're" ?

As Mr P would say, "standards darling, standards"

Phoenix ...................Are you here for a drink or to mischief-make. YOU'RE choice....
It's a wonder Mr P can get a word in by the way.....

I feel like a version of Rip Van Winkle, I go off for a few hours and come back to find all is changed and folks wot I du'no gettin' very pally with the staff in Lil's!
Pete, me ole mate - wot the bluddy 'ell is goin' on 'round 'ere?
Wot's all these accusations about smut?
'Oos in charge 'ere then?
If I afta put me posh voice on you'll know all about it me lad!!

Oh Pete so you think that I am choice?

Drink please, and no remarks about Mr P!

Evening gramps not all is at it seems, and I think you do know everyone!

Don't worry GrampsPint there in your tankard!

Yes...smut! can you believe it mate!

You need to have your finger on the pulse gramps as the natives are getting restless.........

To recap for the benefit of gramps there has been a chap about who is not as gentlemanly as wot you and Pete is. Luckily he's not ventured into Lils

Other people who may seem new (and in that light may be possibly be seen as over familiar with the staff) are not in fact new, just sort of re-incarnated.

PS Nothing to do with tinned milk, before you ask.

Does that help?