Lil's Bar 4

Clear as mud!!!

If some one's making the natives of this 'onourable hestablishment unsettled .then I shall 'ave a severe altercation repectfully, but pointedly.wiv 'em.
Do I make meself clear,eh!?
(an' if I finds one of you lot 'as been more norty than usual, You'll 'ave to pay up all your IOU's before leavin'!!

An' anover fing, -- Got your results yet from the PSA tests - WHY NOT!!

First fing termorrer boys!

Stand easy - Disss - mis!

Glad that's sorted!

One more before I recline gracefully in my boudoir, easy on the ice please Pete

Oh never mind,

'Night all.

Coming up phoenix.....Same again Dr Gramps....

All gone Lil? No not you! the punters!
Any pancakes left?

Hey guys,I thought I would just pop in here and treat myself to a hot chocolate,I know its early and the cleaners are in helping some of the stragglers from last night but I feel in desparate of a hot drink,I have been for a morning walk with little dog so 10mins peace and quiet will go down well,I'll give a hand cleaning the bar before I go enjoy the rest of the day I may pop in later.

Morning Glam Very unusual for someone to want to clean in here so you are most welcome! Forget the bar...if you could give the big screen a good wipe down (football tonight!) that would be most kind....

It seems that Toto has now taken a shine to your little dog....

Hold on a mo !! why is football on again to-night I seem to remember mr. glamma watching a game last night,this is getting a wee bit too often for my liking plays havoc with the TV.
Oh I have just seen that Real Madrid are playing so will make an exception and will oggle Jose Mourinho who needs to watch football when he is about,I do hope he comes back to Chelsea even better Liverpool then I can take DGS to Melrose Park watching the training.

Football is also on tomorrow

Oh and Mourinho wont be going to Liverpool.......he will only move to a big club!

You can fall out with people you know ? it was only wishful thinking a girl can have a dream can't she

Right! It's ffffreezing in here! Lil turn the heating on full blast (worry about the bill when it comes)
Think I'll do some exercise to warm up.....game of darts anyone...

Pete, mate, could you make a double Hot Toddy we could share please?I've got a special Scottish formula should you require it!
It'll warm the cockles of your heart!!

It sounds ideal gramps!!
Big game tonight...so the laydees can see to the bar ...unless any laydee would prefer to join us in the games room......yes I know there are some 'sporty laydees' in Lil's and you're welcome!

No thanks gents, I've got some pins to stick in my eyelids!

Don't you mean 'eyeballs' Ella?

Didn't want to be too smutty!
Besides................you know what Pete's like and then there's he who shall not be named!

Well, I didn't really think he was much of a threat - I'm getting terminally bored by the Caped Crusader though...

Can't stop, major panic, need help.

Pete

I've lost the old man again tonight. I'm definately a footie widow, have you seen him?.

I told him I was kept amused by another bloke called Pete last week and he said 'Good luck to him'.

Have you remembered to suck up to Lil tomorrow with a few red roses.

Gramps

Does Lil have Glava?

No she always walks like that pogs

She did go to the 'clinic' last week though!

SMOL

That's because she likes it like I do. With 4 ice cubes.

POGS! Four!!!???