Lil's Bar 4

I thought it was obligatory to be abnormal on here

Well said, Ella...normal's boring!

I'm definitely not normal...I am a not normal nellie.....did phoenix get a portion of salami from Arkwright ,he looks like a comfortable grocer well able to slip you the odd slice now and again.

I think Lil knows where to get the best salami from.........she's always playing 'Hunt the Sausage' when she's needed on the bar!

I think that's where she got the name Arabian Jockstrap from.........

Can't hide much in one of those, Ella!

That's sooo true Ana!
Not much good to someone with an appetite like Lils either!

But it is a cocktail.....................

Ah! I see what you mean! (Bit slow on the uptake today...)

I wonder if, instead of a cherry on a stick, the Arabian Cocktail comes with a sausage on a stick....

No Ana as evry fule nose it has a chunk of Turkish Delight.

Fashioned into a sausage shape by Lil's fair hands, no doubt....!

Thanks for making me titter.

Lil has enjoyed much Turkish delight in her time....

I have enjoyed many cocktails................................

Are we open? Is it on the trolley? Can you point to it?

I think Lil's permanently drunk in the cellar, she seems to have lost interest in the bar

She's never been the same since gramps ran away with that pole dancer...mind you, neither has gramps

Maybe we should close down the bar and open a tea room/coffee shop with lots of cake?

Everyone is doing the no Alcohol in January bit. Turn it into a tea shop for the month.

Think phoenix should open a cattery and we could have many pussy on holiday stories......my inspiration seems to have dried up....as my dad used to say " if wit was s**t you would be constipated" lil hasn't abandoned you neither has nellie they pop in every night and sit quietly in the corner marvelling at the witty repartee from the regulars.....tea and cake would be good and a few hot crumpets as well.....loving you all still xxxxxx
Think the dancer told gramps where to put the pole and I don't think his injuries have healed up yet

smollie I know how you feel re inspiration drying up. It's odd how some days it just flows and other days............well, might as well go back to bed!

I seem to function better on BST I get brain freeze in the winter ella

It's hard to be funny and silly when you have such a lot on your mind smol xx

Strangely, the more sort of low and worried I get, the more my brain seems able to churn out silly twaddle. Perhaps some sort of coping mechanism?

Anyway, has anyone happened to see the photo on the cover od todays Telegraph, and if so, does it remind you of anyone?

BTW, I am NOT doing the no alcohol for January thing, although I should