Lil's Bar 5

Was it Young's modulus we used to measure tensile strength?
Another pint please, all this exercise is making me thirsty!

OK POGS, Just let me get rid of these bricks.....

Still laughing at Pete being used as a hoopla

What a vision

Or a clothes prop?

Lil could go for the triathlon.

Lorry pulling with a willy.

Hoopla.

How much washing can your clothes prop hold up.

Free beer and a splint for the winner.

Lil could?

Do you know something we don't, POGS...?

Put my name down for the hoopla and Lisa pulling with a willy..... Prop hold up...as long as the washing is dry I'll give it a go!

I meant as a pub challenge Ana.

Lil would only apply the splint to the winner. Lucky Lil

Would the splint be embossed with 'Puller of the Year'?

But surely, only the loser would need a splint?

Yes, but Lil would only want to 'apply' one to the winner...

Right I'm off for training.....See you later.....

Oh lord take away the pain...but can you leave the swelling..

Oh Smollie You never disappoint!

Well, I pop in here for a bit of culture and erudite conversation and what do I get?

A Cock and bull story....

What you always get in here, phoenix!

Pint please....

Lil.....I once had an erudite conversation......he told me to plead guilty..

Why are you talking to Lil, Pete? I thought she was just your a sleeping partner? Anyway, we get enough erudite nonsense on other threads - can't be doing with it in here as well...

Pint of barley wine please, and a packet of pork scratchings! (as long as they're not gramps' nail-clippings)

Ana.......................Nellie is the sleeping partner...Lil runs the pub! That's why I'm talking to Lil
Help yourself to scratchings...

Hmm...I notice she's not talking to you, though....

No...she's an odd woman....uses a lot of hand signs...

Pint please Lil..............See! another hand sign.