Lil's Bar 5

Swing Low POGS !
No...nothing lined up last night........despite local advertising...

Apparently they do it by stretching their foreskins then wrapping them round something which is the attached to the car to tow it!

Sounds like my 'pigs in blankets' when I try and cook my xmas dinners

Is your cooking that bad!

Galen ...has the medication kicked in???

Galen

I thought you were going to watch The Queens Mother in Law, not a bloke with his meat and 2 veg out.

Come to think of it.

Swing Low...Sweet Chariot.....

How does this turn into Fanny Craddock....

Pete

Now there was a gal.

I'm recording the other. This is fascinating. It only happens every 12 years on the banks of the Ganges. It's on national geographic channel. I can see Pete as a sadhu

Another pint please Pete.

Sorry. I missed the Galen post about the Hindu....hence the confusion....And the answer is to "could I do it" is NO it's a load of bollox...

Pint coming up......

I watched a documentary once where one of those sadhus was lifting weights with his willy. I couldn't help but think it'd end up very stretched and wrinkly...mind you, he was very old!

...Tea coming up....

Galen

My imagination has just gone into overdrive.

What do you think Pete. Will Lil put on a 'pull a lorry with a willy' contest.?

Willy, stay in the cellar. Galen has got her sights on you.

They stretch them by attaching weights for hours at a time and gradually increasing the load. This bloke looked about 50ish

Pete. You could start with one ounce!

Yes. but he was only 22.

POGS...I've pulled a few things...but never a lorry.....

He's just tied 5bricks to his penis and is going to sway them?

Well, you do have to start small, Pete! (Lisa springs to mind....)

Galen...I'll sit in the corner and you can throw hoops over it1

PINT PLEASE.....

This is one of the most fascinating programmes I've ever watched. They didn't show all this at the las khumba mele

Pete

Back to "Swing low" Feeling like a double or two tonight.