Lil's Bar 5

Help yourself Goose....I'm off....

Well,honestly Pete It's better than 'eau de Toto'!

At least I thought it was Toto!

What's the matter with him? I think little Toto smells lovely

Pete's behaving very strange. (whisper) maybe he's going through his mensopause? Right, it's bloody deserted here, I'm off down to the Farmers Arms - at least I can get a decent pack of pork scratchings down there - the fried egg sarnie can go to the chickens. bye Toto

I've said it before Goose he's an enema enigma, that Pete

Just popped in for a while before I go on my usual Monday night & Tuesday morning duties.

Lifting cockers again Phoenix?

Goose
Me acting strange?? Take a look around....I'm the only normal person in here..

Have you managed a bath Ella.....

Too slippy with soap suds Pete.....................

Yes I understand, you don't want to be slipping onto a crutch...
Makes my eyes water just thinking about it...

Pint please Lil...then an early night for me...I'll wash the four empty glasses in the morning..... I see Toto has wrecked another cushion.. he needs to get out more!

Don't we all

Pint please Lil.....and a Perfectly Proportioned, Pert Pippa's Pork Pie n Pickle...please.....

...and a few chips......please!

Sorry, Pete, in a spirit of solidarity with other laydees of a certain age, Lil's only stocking Delia's Delectable Dishes - and Pippa isn't on the list!

The last time I saw Delia was on a football pitch, shouting n bawling, after a 'good session' ...is she safe with the 'fat fryer'?....

More football tonight Lil.................the snug may get busy!!

Let's be 'avin yer...........who's serving behind the bar tonight?
I'll have a very large G&T with my usual lime slice please............and I might just have a perfekly formed meat an tater pie too ...........mmmm.

I suppose all the 'men' are watching the footie in the tap room..........ah well, I'll just give Toto a stroke on his belly then...

Ella Your pie is ready! Help yourself to gravy......Holland's Pie, Delia is too tired and emotional to-night...

Careful with Toto...Lil has some new scatter cushions in the snug.....

Thanks.........pie went down a treat............

Toto's been at the crisps again so watch out for your nuts..............

No ..Toto is fine he had only just licking the 'pie plates' before you came in.....

..just finished licking..

Pete,
Do you mean "Fat Friar"? I only ask, 'cos - well- you know mate, don'cher???

It's all on the news again!!