Lil's Bar 5

Perhaps you could get a crutch transplant? I'm sure there are plenty of little-used ones going cheap....

Have a look on e-bay - you might even get a BOGOF offer!

I don't know what you're thinking of Ana, but my crutch has to go back to the hospital

Sorry to hear that, Ella. I'm sure it will be well looked after...

I've blue ones turquoise one and brown ones going spare!

Where is gramps....thought he would have been itching to see the new staff......

Loads of logs there for you Ella ......Holding that chopper has taken it out of me...

Pint please ..barmaid...

Evening all, how's things?

Evening.....Scotch n Soda?
Few changes behind the bar.....(Well you had your chance)

Not sure Pete I might fancy something different for a change..........

So who's that with their hand on the pump?

Ella is in charge.....so maybe it's 'all hands to the pump'...

...what about a Pernod n Lime....

Just a quickie please Pete! A half will do!

Where is the 'Do Not Disturb' sign for the games room.....(football is on!!) ..

You won't need a sign,*Pete*...

Pints only Galen...you know the rules....

Not for me duckie, I'm strictly an oval ball person if we have to have games with balls?
Prefer sailing myself. Three sheets into the wind, that's me!

Don't you like football Ana

Ella, put Rod Stewart on for Galen.......

Prefer Enya, Orinoco flow!

Or 'always there. The theme tune for Howard's way.

Must get that on the next jukebox...........Memo to Head Barmaid...!

The company's endearing
But I know I must be leaving
I'm tired and I'm going to my bed
Nice to know you, but I'm going
Goodnight to all. She said!

No stopping off at the Farmer's Arms....

No! The sailors arms.
May your anchor hold. Etc
Night all!