Lil's Bar 5

I'm thinking of someone in particular...phoenix may know him the person I mean!

Yes! but for most people with a 'chip on their shoulder' one size fits all...

Do you do made-to-measure, then?

A lot of people just have them on their shoulders,*Ana*....

You mean you make chips with peelings, Pete? No wonder they're so thin and chewy...

Those peelings are for the chips.....honest..

Thanks ill get myself my usual. Has Lil ordered extra vodka since I've been coming here, or are all those potato peelings lurking with intent near gramps long johns?

Help yourself to a drink ..Galen!!

phoenix I know you are under the table your feet are sticking out the other end I'd know those posh shoes anywhere.

That's your birthday sorted then!
You won't be in a y condition for anything else after she's finished with you!

Me Galen...all my life..and now I've got her....under the snooker table..

Who's looking for you Phoenix?

Under the table again, I suppose............ at least it's better then being shoved in the cupboard with that smelly mop.................

Large scotch 'n soda Phoenix.....don't worry I won't let them find you...

Oh Pete only just realised it's your birthday on Monday! Perhaps we should have a whip round?

Oh dear, done it again! Had a right rant on another thread!

Large something, please Pete and can you hide me please?

Oh well these things happen............
It's my birthday on Monday so only tomorrow to visit the shops laydees!!

Another toddy for me Lil and a pint for Galen........please.

Yes. I should be playing with DGD but DD decided she had to move everything over to her mil's instead. To be fair they have to empty their house by Easter and are going to stay with the in laws until new house is ready.
Nice pint thanks Pete!

Pint for the laydee with a face like a slapped backside ..coming up..

We never go out on Saturday night, unless invited to friends for dinner. I haven't looked at the TV yet, is it that dire Galen ?

Pint please. I bored. Nowt to do and nowhere to go. Nothing on telly! [grump]

Humph! Newbury and Doncaster off, just a few races on the all weather! Oh well, suppose when it comes to the weather we just have to roll with it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6x_bbuSc_4

Hot toddy Lil...please......and turn the heating on full..I'll stick some logs on as well....Global Warming my ar*e...

A Saturday without football...is like a day without sunshine glam...

Are you havin' a "giraffe" with all the football thats been on all week ?