Lil's Bar 5

It's all on the news again!!

Pete,
Do you mean "Fat Friar"? I only ask, 'cos - well- you know mate, don'cher???

..just finished licking..

No ..Toto is fine he had only just licking the 'pie plates' before you came in.....

Thanks.........pie went down a treat............

Toto's been at the crisps again so watch out for your nuts..............

Ella Your pie is ready! Help yourself to gravy......Holland's Pie, Delia is too tired and emotional to-night...

Careful with Toto...Lil has some new scatter cushions in the snug.....

Let's be 'avin yer...........who's serving behind the bar tonight?
I'll have a very large G&T with my usual lime slice please............and I might just have a perfekly formed meat an tater pie too ...........mmmm.

I suppose all the 'men' are watching the footie in the tap room..........ah well, I'll just give Toto a stroke on his belly then...

More football tonight Lil.................the snug may get busy!!

The last time I saw Delia was on a football pitch, shouting n bawling, after a 'good session' ...is she safe with the 'fat fryer'?....

Sorry, Pete, in a spirit of solidarity with other laydees of a certain age, Lil's only stocking Delia's Delectable Dishes - and Pippa isn't on the list!

...and a few chips......please!

Pint please Lil.....and a Perfectly Proportioned, Pert Pippa's Pork Pie n Pickle...please.....

Don't we all

Pint please Lil...then an early night for me...I'll wash the four empty glasses in the morning..... I see Toto has wrecked another cushion.. he needs to get out more!

Yes I understand, you don't want to be slipping onto a crutch...
Makes my eyes water just thinking about it...

Too slippy with soap suds Pete.....................

Have you managed a bath Ella.....

Goose
Me acting strange?? Take a look around....I'm the only normal person in here..

Lifting cockers again Phoenix?

I've said it before Goose he's an enema enigma, that Pete

Just popped in for a while before I go on my usual Monday night & Tuesday morning duties.

Pete's behaving very strange. (whisper) maybe he's going through his mensopause? Right, it's bloody deserted here, I'm off down to the Farmers Arms - at least I can get a decent pack of pork scratchings down there - the fried egg sarnie can go to the chickens. bye Toto

What's the matter with him? I think little Toto smells lovely

Well,honestly Pete It's better than 'eau de Toto'!

At least I thought it was Toto!

Help yourself Goose....I'm off....