Lil's Bar 5

Well, I feel more relaxed now!
I'm to bed!
Thankyou dear friends

Early night for you Galen? g'night... Service isn't too good in here tonight is it? Obviously they can't get the staff - HELLO, ANYBODY THERE? Think I'll help myself to one of them big bottles hanging on the hooks behind the bar. Whiskey? Vodka? Have they run out of pint glasses again? I hate drinking out of them plastic ones, but I don't mind using that nice funny shaped flower vase over there outside the gents loo.....

What if you were told "you're taking the ----". Would you believe us?

OOoh, ello gramps - dunno where they all are tonight - probably in that there new spa thing that's opened up in town - 'fluffy towels' whatever next - bleedin' doughnut rings for em to sit on?

Pete must be exhausted from all the football that's been on the telly this week? Hello!

nah = Pete's probably being swaddled in warm white fluffy towels, sipping cold wine from a flute, surrounded by dozens of GN'rs at that Spar place up the road....
another peanut?????

It won't last Goose! its a temporary retreat from all his T....... nonsense. Don't bar me for mentioning it!!

Bloody Spar - Bah Humbug! ANYBODY THERE? A PINT OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS, PERRRRLEEASE...
Oh, Sod this for a game of soldiers, I give up....g'night laidback

Nite Goose

Seems the 'party people' paid a visit last night

Place is a tip laydees!!

Goose I tried the 'warm fluffy towel' thing in the local Spar.....the manager went mad and threw me out...closely followed by my flute.

Big game tomorrow..............Stoke v UNITED

Hi!why would Pete drink from a musical instruement ? What wrong with my shoe? It'd hold more! I have a 10galleon hatas well?

Pete I read in the local rag this morning it was a didgeridoo they threw out with you

That'd make more sense. It's bigger. Can't imagine Pete having a small one!

I think I need a large brandy and Babycham......at the thought of Pete 'swaddled in warm white fluffy towels' , and I know for a fact that he's always had a big one!

Oh yea?

Did anybody notice Pete said Lil had a new bed delivered 4 days ago and Pete went missing for a while.

Just saying.

Sounds about right POGS

Haha! Knowing taps side of nose!

Yes... I did indeed 'test' the new bed.....it passed the roll on/roll off test and Lil is pleased with it.

Should be a quiet one tonight Lil.....a lot of laydees seemed very hot under the collar recently.... and may need to lie down in a darkened room.

M reding my book in a quiet corner and now to bed!

Pete

I thought Lil was going around with a smile on her face.

Can't beat the roll on roll off method.

POGS

Yes it does save a lot of messing about!
Anyway I'm shocked that you are aware of such things as 'methods'

Pint .....please and a top-up for POGS!! In fact drinks for everyone......

Just as well I've brought a tenner out.....

A tenner, What about the next drink.

Plenty of ice Lil. I need cooling down for some reason.

I'll 'waft' you with my fluffy towel

Put it on the slate Lil....the drink not the towel...........Hard work some nights....

Lovely.

Can't beat a good old bit 'wafting' as me grandad used to say.

Usually after he had done something!!